Книга: Putin And Trump Save The Universe
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CHAPTER 7.

Indeed, trump's right limb was severed at the elbow, oozing blood. The girl-Queen gave a whistle:
- Now on two have us three hands.
But the advantage of one at all. I can give it, but I can't lend it to my love. - Trump and sorrow ceased not to be trifled with.
- Well done, not lost sense of humor. The main thing to survive, say the wise men know the secret to grow a limb. Comforted, stroking the stump of the beautiful Emmanuelle. - Remember, we even lessons on this about passed.
Is harder than to seal the wound, but it is possible, except that deems me valuable enough to spend the magic. - Trump's voice sounded doubtful.
"Cripples are not necessary even among the lower servants. Let's tie her up so you don't run out of blood. Emmanuel Suggested.
The boy-President has said:
- What?
- A piece of a loincloth. - The girl smiled slyly.
Emmanuel tore off the strip and tied it as tight as possible. Accustomed to pain, trump clenched his teeth. He looked at his stump.
- Here I am now a cripple, I hope temporarily, but with one left hand, I am not so valuable. The young President said bitterly.
- Well, maybe even the opposite, the more you'll think in battle. Now, I hope the hard part is over. The girl narrowed her eyes, whispered a brief prayer.
However, even here it did not become easier, the path was littered with hot coals, and arrows flew from the sides, molten drops fell from above, the sharpest discs whistled through the air. However, the girl-Queen and the guy-the President, or rather his body often ran barefoot on hot coals, on the feet they were stuffed with a fair amount of corn, but the corridor was too winding and long. On it to run it was exhausting. Several times Emmanuel and trump were, and they pulled out arrows, blades-Scorpions of naked, mutilated bodies. They were still lucky that no vital organs were not hurt. Gradually coal was becoming less and less, that they ran out, it was cooler.
Emmanuel, she poured sweat and terribly exhausted, was supported by falling from foot trump:
- That and this flour does end. Let's sit down and get some rest.
Bare foot girl is the Queen shook off the soles of a little blood.
The young man-the President whispered:
- I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty.
- Neither do I, but we have no other choice. Where to get water. Said, barely stay on his feet, Emmanuel.
- My legs are killing me, I can't go any further. Trump said with difficulty.
- Yes, you can! Besides, how to know what awaits us in the next world. - Barked, dry mouth, the girl-Queen.
- Remember, we participated in séances and we were the souls of warriors and scholars. - In a weak voice trump sounded hope.
- We do not know, whose spirits, though that death is not the end obviously. The soul, I know, is able to leave the body and move outside the flesh, independently, or rather, obeying a mental order. Emmanuel was gaining confidence.
- Now the flesh is giving me constant agony. I even think about stabbing myself with a sword. - Muttered the suffering trump, the boy-President.
- And give birth to the son. After all, it can't do a dead man, and want to have a baby with you. - Sure said the girl-Queen.
Here, compress will in a fist and go on. - The guy-President spat evil into the wall.
The young man-President and girl-Queen, still some time sat, massaging hands, each other. They kissed and then moved on. Traps still came across, but they became much less. But it was getting colder and colder. At first, it was even nice, especially crippled burnt feet, then, when the stones were covered with frost, and the top began to hang icicles, start to shake. They've been walking without a torch, but the walls were given a flat, dead light. Trump could not resist, ran to the icicle and stuck to her mouth:
- Thirst is killing me. He explained, slightly embarrassed.
"I wouldn't mind a drink myself! Stated, still perfect in suffering, the girl-Queen Emmanuel. - No wonder drunks spend all their money.
What a pleasure it is to lick the ice with a cracked tongue, it seems so sweet, and the water, melting, flows into the throat, quenching a terrible thirst.
They licked one icicle after another and could not get enough. It seemed that they were in Paradise, and eat what they have only read in textbooks - the legend myths about wonderful ice cream.
Time flies imperceptibly, but happiness we suddenly, the thirst for disappeared, and then, as if blow to the forehead, they felt the rogue the coldness and hunger.
- We have to go or we'll freeze. - Ordered, feeling alarm Emmanuel.
- But let's stop suffering.- Looks like Trump didn't care.
I don't want it to end, I went or a better run, safer, and warm up. The Queen-girl suggested, though her legs were weak.
"There is some logic in that, though it may be to skew the distance using teleportation spells. The young President said hopefully.
You know him!? Emmanuel's skepticism increased.
- We are not taught this, we must be the highest adepts. And we swore not to use magic. What a heartless teacher of a higher power. - Trump said it being sure of the correctness.
Running helped to keep warm, only there are like very much, even strange, because they were starving. The corridor narrowed again, then turned to the side, and then it became quite dark.
- Light torches. Emmanuel Suggested.
- You have two hands, so do your best. Trump said, clanking his teeth.
The torch was with a secret that could burn for very long, not Tsareva. Emmanuel noticed.:
Like and no of frost and cold.
"The fire will only light us, but it will not warm us. The young President's voice was hopeless.
The light is a great blessing, and the corridor blazed with all the colors. The walls were mirrored.
That's beautiful! - Trump said admiringly
Very beautiful, despite his wounds, the burns on the girl-Queen, with very strong muscles.
It's beautiful! Only here is mirrors the most wily trap.
As if to confirm his words, a shadow flew from above. Emmanuel barely dodged, slashing at her with her sword. The Ghost suddenly appeared denser and shattered into two parts. They turned, flying like ragged blots, plopped into the wall, breaking like balls of mercury.
In the same second from all sides of the mirrors rushed terrible cast a variety of shapes and colors.
- Ran trump, I know you have no strength, but this is our last chance, for the love of me. Emmanuel cried out in the last hope.
Her legs wouldn't obey her either, but fear spurred her on. On-the-fly girl-Queen, destroyed the substance and felt the horrible touch of ghosts. She had, as a punishment, to feel the touch of hot iron to the bare flesh, but there was incomparably more painful. She couldn't even hold back the scream. However, the pain increased speed and rage, like any price to avoid it.
Touched and trump, he screamed, swinging like a pendulum, but ran from it even faster.
The mirror corridor seemed to have no end. In addition, from the floor jumped out the skeletons, they wildly jumped, swinging braids.
Emmanuel beat on them, but received in the answer. And hard, her muscular, bare feet turned into a solid wound. However, the dead flesh is not particularly strong and succumbed to the sharp blows of the young President and the girl Queen.
"Death valley" was coming to an end, as trump missed the sharp blows of three skeletons in the stomach.
- Oh, my guts are turning out. He groaned.
Guts really fell out of the cut belly. The young President felt very ill and began to fall.
Risking everything, Emmanuel leapt to him, chopping off the dead. The braid they cut off her two fingers on his right leg, but the girl didn't notice this. Crushing the bones, put the guy on the shoulder.
- Calm down, I'm with you.
- Don't leave me alone don't leave. - The President-the boy was ready to show self-sacrifice.
- No, what do you take me, I never leave my first love. You wouldn't have left me. - The girl the Queen leaned forward, kissing a guy in a bloody forehead.
"I had no choice but to go out and crawl down the same corridor as you and still be stuck. You have a choice. - Each word sounded quieter than the previous one, trump was losing strength.
The girl-Queen courageously declared:
And I did. Better to die than betray!
Emmanuel continued to work our way, when suddenly he was facing huge, the size of a bell tower, the skeleton. The monster abruptly and swiped the axe. Emmanuel ducked and tried to slip between her legs. At that moment, a jet of hot air hit her in the face, and trump's body was ripped off her shoulders. The giant axe rushed after him, on the way having met the unfortunate one-armed young man-the President.
- Farewell, I wish to survive! He shouted, dying, and then fell silent.
I'll survive. Emmanuel promised, hacking at the skeleton's legs.
This time, she failed to crush the flesh as the swords bounced off the thick bone. A drop of poisonous green blood. You can see the monster is not quite dead. In the shower Emmanuelle boiling two desires - to avenge or to escape. Wanted to punish the monster for the murder of love: the first and therefore particularly strong, but did not occur, as actually achieve this. Another option: to survive, to get stronger, and then to understand in the first place with the white magicians that expose individuals to such a harsh test, and to avenge the murder of their parents.
Emmanuel ran away, and the skeleton followed her in pursuit, giving no respite. However, a beat late. On the shoulder of the monster shook the body of the tramp. For some reason, the monster threw it at him. Maybe played the role of distorted perception of the giant creature. There's a girl-Queen again bumped into the trap, in particular, fell into a pit of stakes, but in time, leaping to catch hold of the edge, and pulled himself together to move to the other side.
Then two huge logs with bronze tips in the form of rams fell on it to the right and to the left. Emmanuel managed to Dodge, but her opponent got his foot in. I heard a terrible crack, bone limb crumbled. Turns out dead flesh can feel pain. From such a nightmarish funeral cry, the girl fell, clutching her ears. She was attacked by a large lizard like a dog, and Emmanuel stabbed her in the eye with a dagger, received in response by the tail on the ribs, the tip cut to the bone, breaking through the chest, and tearing off the nipple.
- That attack! By all the gods, I will survive.
The body of the tramp had fallen on her. The girl picked up began to cold the body of the guy.
- I do not know, trump, how it will happen. But I'll make sure you're buried with all the honors. - Said with the fervor of Emanuel, panting from running.
Then she barely remembered acting in zombie mode. Scars and cuts became increasingly, and forces all less. Everything merged and transformed into one element. And shoulders is still a considerable weight, the fact that it was for Emmanuel more than all the gods, and even life.
When she came to the last door, she didn't have the strength to even approach it. Emmanuel fell, unable to rise. Perhaps, she would have lain long, but behind there was a roar and there was a terrifying handsome-saber-toothed six-legged tiger.
He came slowly, turning over his paws. Came to Emmanuel licked, opened its mouth and took a bite of the charred and scratched a girl's foot.
The girl-Queen roared, and slashed her swords into the face of the beast, rolling sharply. The tiger jumped, but Emmanuel just collapsed, and the beast crashed into the door. The blow shook them, a monstrous energy entered the beast. The tiger did not even have time to roar, turning into a handful of ashes at once.
The doors opened, and the one-legged Queen-girl crawled on her back with a load.
The last test was to roll off a heavy stone, then had to use the method of leverage, using swords. Emmanuel with a groan, making super did. Then crawled a few more meters, to a special blood-painted line. There were three guys with fangs that didn't have a living place. They were all ulcerated. The tallest of them said:
- You bitch, you want to taste a dead body.
Standing on the right ghoul, noted:
- She nekrofilka see the corpse drags.
Leaning forward, the monster bit off the ear of Emmanuel.
The last act of sacrilege has given the girl the Queen's wrath. She slashed with her sword, the ghoul. Then she sprang up on one leg, dancing the dance of death.
- Scum, you'll get nothing from me. My boyfriend.
The tallest hit her with a sword, but she let it under her arm and thrust the blade straight into her neck. The head flew off, exploding as it fell to the floor. The third ghoul tried to bite her, but was hit by a knee, and dropped the sword. Frantic Emmanuelle in a mad rage, hacked the vampire in the cabbage. Even the rotten bones crumbled.
After this feat, the light faded in Emmanuel's weary eyes. When the danger was over the girl-Queen could not move.
The girl-Queen woke Up ... next hung on the force field trump and Putin. The boy presidents were restored again. Teenagers fourteen years old, but very textured and molded muscles. Beautiful, bronze from the sun. With short, half-boxed haircuts. Red Putin and blond trump. Both the young boys-President restored after destruction, but " in maze, and this nightmare have remembered it seems forever.
Queen, which similar not be the first time, confidently declared:
- You guys weren't bad for the first time! I such a painful experience received....
Emmanuel winked at the cute teenage presidents, and continued:
"You know, boys, you've shown yourself quite well. Want more challenges?
The tramp shrugged his shoulders and replied:
- Yes attractions you have steep Disney!
Putin coldly observed:
- When does the mission start? Still, it would be much more interesting than crawling through the mines like this!
Emmanuel smiled and answered:
"You see, handsome, you are our only chance, and not immortal at all. So you should be as sophisticated as possible, and carefully prepared!
Trump grinned and replied:
- Ready? That's great! We love to cook and hit after hit!
Emmanuel nodded, his bright, multi-colored hair. And gave the order:
- A now let us guys more intellectual party play! Muscle you have, more or less, but you need to check and mind!
Trump is blustery, and said with a smile:
- Um? That's good! My counterpart was not so much clever as lucky! And when the card is pret and mediocre player can be a champion!
Putin replied coldly:
- Many think that I'm just lucky! But as Suvorov spoke: it was lucky time, two were lucky-Yes how many it is possible to tempt the Lord - where skill!
Trump grunted and said:
- Can we play chess? Let's see if you can win if you don't get served!
The Queen girl shook her head.:
- No, guys! I'm offering you a strategy! Like world war II! One will play for Hitler, the other for Stalin. And the winner will be... Well, in short define of you are very smart!
Putin nodded Trump:
- Want to defeat Russia, even in virtual reality? All the more have you German roots!
The boy and the us President declared passionately:
- Of course! Willing and able to fight with Russia! The kid stomped his bare foot, so much so that cracked ceramic tile. - I have long believed that we can win at the site of Hitler!
The girl is the Queen nodded:
- Then go! September 1, 1942 ... Alone in Stalin, in this case Putin, and in Hitler in this case trump.
The boys presidents screamed:
- Always ready!
And then there was a division popadantsev... trump was in the body of Hitler. Jumped a bit and said:
- Germany comes first!
And gave orders: the advance of Rommel in Egypt to stop. Storm Stalingrad stop. And declare total war immediately.
At the same time, trump began to issue a series of orders. The extermination of the Jews must stop. From the poles to form a division. From the French, too. All Europe to put to machines, and under the gun. Women in the industry to mobilize. And also in the wardens of the camps, and overseers of factories. Teenagers, too. And foreign workers to the machines, fifteen hours a day.
The capitalist with experience did very cleverly. The attack temporarily halted. And began to rely on the development of new weapons. First of all, of course: tanks series "E" and jet aircraft. As well as the latest machines.
Of course, put to the machines for three shifts of work and children and the elderly. Trump said:
- Should be suppressed USSR new technique! We have much more human and material resources and it is necessary to dispose of them properly. In the meantime, do not attack the Russians.
At the same time trump ordered to form new divisions and strengthen the group in Egypt. That is not to beat the strong, but to hit the weak. Just as trump gave up an expensive war in Afghanistan and Syria, and he hit Venezuela. Where and more oil and the enemy weaker.
And now trump has conceived to advance against the British in Egypt. And take Gibraltar as well. To block the supply of weapons and supplies at the shortest distance.
At the same time trump ordered to accelerate the development of submarines on hydrogen peroxide and temporarily freeze the ballistic missile program.
Trump in Hitler's body explained that it is too expensive, and while the missiles do not have accuracy, the sheepskin is not worth the candle. But jet aircraft-this is exactly what you need!
Especially bomber, which in the jet version was much more effective fighter. And of course, Arado planes are their priority. To invest in jet aircraft instead of missiles: V-1 and V-2 is a reasonable move.
In General, trump has read a lot since his youth about the second world war and Hitler's mistakes. So that acted easily, on tips those who wrote alternative history. Putting to machines and children from ten years and seventy years old men, mobilizing prisoners of war, and residents of the occupied territories. Forming legions of foreigners, and stopping the senseless extermination of Jews.
All in the name of victory and practical. "Panther "is not too successful, so instead not to develop tanks" E "with the layout scheme of"Leopards". Do not get carried away and "Tiger". In the meantime, let it be a modernized T-4, which is slightly inferior to the "Panther", but much easier, cheaper, easier to manufacture and more reliable. And there will arrive in time and tanks series of "E".
Against Russia to stand in active defense, and in Egypt, to win and to penetrate the middle East and North Africa - is not brilliant. And the idea is not trump, and who wrote the AI. And the machines are simpler and more perfect. And much more. Including a practical faustpatron, and very successful, but too late appeared miniature submarines. And a beautiful, easy-to-manufacture self-propelled gun E-10. And jet gliders-weighing only eight hundred kilograms, very practical for air combat.
Well, how to act Trump was, in General, clear. But Putin? This agree is much more difficult. So in real history war was won and so, and not too many have figured out alternative ways of war, by Stalin. If there were ideas, it was more in the forty-first year. Trapped souls in Stalin before the war with the Nazis. In advance to mobilize troops and build defenses on the Dnieper, or to strike first!
In any case, there was no better plan than to beat the flanks of the troops storming Stalingrad.
But the fact of the matter is that the Germans have not stormed Stalingrad. And how to proceed. Well, of course, Putin also ordered to develop new types of weapons. Especially The T-54. And jet aircraft, in which the Soviet Union is far behind the Third Reich. But while Putin is not in a hurry to attack. Saving his strength, gathers the troops.
But gives a break to Trump... and he concentrated significant forces, dealt a crushing blow to the British in Egypt. Rommel's troops bypassed the powerful line of defense, and went to the Nile. The British army was surrounded. The fascists went to the Suez canal. And completely shut down the oxygen in England.
The defeat of Britain was crushing. And in December, the Germans captured Iraq and Kuwait. There was a threat of invasion of the Caucasus from the South, the shortest distance to Baku.
Putin began to send troops to Iran. But the Germans staged a provocation in the war against the Soviet Union entered Turkey. So there was a second front. The army of the Ottomans is quite numerous, but the weapons are outdated. However, the headache increased.
Trump, meanwhile, persuaded Franco, and took the rapid assault on Gibraltar. And he took Malta, too. Then the Germans began to seize North Africa. And this labor force, rich raw materials of the earth. Especially valuable Congo-with deposits of uranium. And from depleted uranium very armor-piercing shells are obtained. And the armor is strong ... Not to mention the atomic bomb.
Americans after success in the battle of midway, of course, tried to help the British. And in January, with some delay began to land in Morocco. But the Germans pulled up large forces, and inflicted a brutal defeat poorly trained and have no combat experience of American troops. Some captured fascists captured more than two hundred thousand.
In these circumstances, trump suggested the United States and Britain of a truce. Churchill was stubborn.
But Soviet troops under Stalin-Putin's command were still waiting.
And trump launched an offensive, through Iran to India. The trip to Delhi was a great success. And the local population greeted the Germans like liberators.
Germans significantly strengthened human resources and raw materials. Their fantastic organization, totalitarian system, and huge ability to manage the economy trump affected. Appeared in mass production of ACS E-10. The car is small, cheap and mobile. In armament, they were equal to the modernized T-4, but better protected and more maneuverable and faster, less noticeable. Just a meter and forty centimeters tall. In this and hard to get.
And still and self-propelled gun E-25. Also small, with a low silhouette, but with a longer barrel, like the "Panther" gun, and thicker armor, with a very large angle of rational inclination. With a powerful engine, located across.
Well, the T-54 is late. It and in real history was introduced rather slowly in 1948, being issued by small parties.
And in April, the Germans rushed to the Caspian sea, cutting off the Caucasus from the rest of the troops by land.
Go-fighting. Two beautiful girls a redhead Charlotte, and the blonde Gerda battle on SAU E-25. The girls settled down, lying down, machine height of only five feet. And the frontal armor is a hundred millimeters under a large slope and the side is 82 millimeters plus rollers. Almost invulnerable machine, against Soviet tanks.
Beautiful girl in a bikini. Charlotte presses her bare foot on the pedal and the car accelerates.
Gerd fired from a cannon. With a distance of two kilometers German gun with a guarantee breaks thirty. Warrior-the blonde licks his lips and squawks:
- The führer wasn't wrong about us!
Charlotte agreed.:
- Of course not!
Gerda fired again. Rapid-fire cannon 20 rounds per minute. And warrior is almost not miss. They beat themselves and beat them.
Charlotte's maneuvering very nimbly. Her car jerks one way or the other.
From the sloping of the frontal armor - the shells bounce off like peas. Only near and in the side of thirty has a chance to penetrate the E-25. But the problem is that the rapid-fire guns have time to shoot the Russian tanks, not allowing them to get closer.
Gerda shoots again and moves her bare, seductive leg. She's such a great girl, but she does evil.
But her projectiles are surprisingly accurate. Soviet tanks are coming closer. But there are a lot of German cars and they are more help. T-54 is still not ready for mass production, and the Germans have already concentrated, let the extras new self-propelled guns. Which are very practical.
Trump even told himself and the other girls:
What did I say? The Germans and in real history could do it, if not spent money on "mouse" and "lion". And these self-propelled guns will decide the outcome of the war!
Gerda spinning like a Yule and shooting with her bare feet, showed that she is really a sniper girl, which is invincible! And virtually invulnerable.
Charlotte also presses on the pedals with bare feet and sings:
- And the great Reich, we were told - don't worry!
Gerda confirms:
Let's not be afraid!
And another Russian tank shot down.
And here's another in the sky the battles take place. In particular, tried Focke-wolf. The machine with high speed and powerful weapons.
Light-haired beauty Christina flies on it. She, too, in one only wearing bikinis, to better feel his winged horse. This girl will not step back in fear. And shoots very accurately.
That's how punched four Aviapark, and shot down a Soviet YAK. And here is with it on the right hand honey the blonde Magda. Do girl let's face it super.
And the beauty, a girl in a bikini with relief tiles, press is the beauty of a real warrior. Can move the Himalayas and yet very delicate and feminine.
And this girl is like a slap, and knock down a Soviet plane and squeak:
- Even a rocket can't stop us!
Flying near Christina agrees:
We wolf the biggest and high-flying!
And also from a distance as the Russian plane will dump. What girl does not miss. They are very beautiful and they have thirty-millimeter aircraft guns.
Which with one hit knock Yaks. Warrior and let's face it, real vampires. But you are so sexy, especially with bare feet.
As such not admire.
Trump exclaimed:
- I've always loved women!

 

But, of course, and the Soviet girls are fighting with the Nazis. Charming Maria on Yak-9, too in one bikini and very beautiful, fights. And with it on couple of Anastasia, on LAGG-5. Also a great girl.

 

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