Книга: Putin And Trump Save The Universe
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CHAPTER 5.

Putin jumped to his feet, he felt so cheerful that he jumped high up, flashing in the air with his bare feet breaking the concrete block on the fly. Here trump regretted that he and Putin while in teenage bodies. What beautiful girls would cling to them if they were older.
Although in General and now they rather big.
- Nu, and now my friend Vova, that let us to do.
The President-the boy firmly replied:
- We'll get our winnings first. There's never any extra money. And then do what is instructed to us... or Rather your duty to mankind, which can not reproduce..
- More likely in a few centuries will lose the ability to reproduce. - Said Trump. - Until it all comes down to collapse.
Vladimir Putin has noticed:
- Maybe, but it is necessary, such disgrace, the Deputy Minister of internal Affairs, the curator of minors in space police so indifferently look as finish with undergrowth. This world is rotten and I agree with the skeptics, we need to change everything dramatically.
The boy-us President roared:
That's what we're doing!
Trump and Putin headed for the exit. They looked happy and cheerful. Teenage girls and slightly older for women stretched out his hands toward them, trying to touch the winner. Young gladiators graciously handed them back. Meanwhile, the Manager of the games announced:
- Will be willing to challenge and to fight to the death with this pair.
No one answered. Then the call was repeated, but again there was no answer.
Here intervened the lady mob boss:
- Two fights in one night is too much. I propose to hold the next match tomorrow, and now it's almost time for these children to go to bed.
The last words caused a furious laughter. Wow, kids, killing Champions.
Trump and Putin, not at all embarrassed, went to the exit,they were given a whole backpack with dollars. The guys whistled songs, trump even began to whistle:
The dollar has entangled the whole world,
A web of infernal passion!
Of people juice drinking vampire,
An insatiable wolf's mouth!
After passing this test, trump and Putin are very happy, recovered from the gladiatorial combat.
The girls were feasting with them. On a Golden, gem-studded tray, a roast in the form of a bull with five horns and a diamond shell flew in. At the same time in the garnish were coconut bullfinches, banana roses, a hybrid of cancer and pineapple, ant peaches and more. The dish was large stood in front of trump and Putin.
The boys presidents exclaimed in chorus:
- Wow!
The girl in the glittering crown chirped.:
Eat our knights! Get your strength! You will have a very difficult and long road. Therefore, you should be ready for the test, and the real fight. The girl took her bare toes a nip in the air appeared platinum wine glass. And poured a pink liquid into a transparent glass.
Trump, smacking his lips, said:
- What elegant fingers you have! They're like a statue of Michele Angelo, and what a seductive bend of the heel.
Girl according to nodded her:
- I'm not as simple as I look! Tell me, boy, what did you like about being President of the United States?
Trump answered honestly:
Not much! Too much hemorrhoids. Constantly presses the press, the Congress, the Senate! All the time in tension, not that Putin, whose opposition and really in the Duma.
The girl asked with a smile of Putin:
- And what exactly you have no real opposition in the Duma?
The boy-the President of Russia answered honestly:
- Where does it come from? The opposition is primarily the leader of the party. And these old men even for power to fight, not capable. However, in the USA is dominated by two parties, and third parties are not allowed!
Trump vehemently objected:
- How not allowed? We have complete democracy! Just people have become accustomed to the two-party system to another, and does not stretch. What about you? You have imposed a single party, couple the appendage!
Putin wanted to answer sharply, but changed his mind. Again, I did not want to remind about politics. Moreover, what is going on there, on the planet Earth when Putin and trump disappeared? In America it may be nothing, but in Russia? Like it or not in the US President servant of the people, and Russia has become a country leader. Where authoritarianism has reached a terrible degree. And even formed the actual cult of personality. What will happen after Putin? Yes, it's a problem! Although it happened that the leaders came and went, and Russia remained.
After Stalin, however, there was an exposure of the cult of personality, and then the collapse of communism.
What is waiting for United Russia? Any luck?
Of course, no one can say in advance what the President will be like. Only practice can give a decent answer. That's when Putin himself was appointed, most doubted that he would remain in power at least some significant period of time. But suddenly he surpassed expectations. But the trump...Also became the President in spite of the sentiment in the media. Although he achieved power through competitive elections.
And his opponent was not weak. What about the fact that Hillary is a woman? It makes her even stronger. As for her vote more numerous and disciplined female electorate.
The girl noticed that the boy-President thought and stopped eating. She nudged him with her elbow and asked.:
- Why are you frowning, handsome?
Putin said sincerely:
- Thought, as there, in Russia without me?
Girl giggled and answered:
- Nothing! Under the Constitution, the acting President becomes Prime Minister. Then new elections... You that doubt Dmitry Medvedev's chances?
Putin smiled a sweet boyish smile, he was so copper-red hair, and the faces at the same time clean, tanned, not a single spot.
The President-the boy replied:
- Yes, I do not doubt the chances of Dmitry Anatolyevich, but ... will he be able to manage after me? Will not sweep away his next color revolution?!
Girl throws out a laugh and is logical have observed:
- It can only show the practice. When you were appointed as Yeltsin's successor, there were doubts as well-whether the next Prime Minister, though any significant term will be able to hold out? What happened?! None of the famous psychics do not promise you, such a long and illustrious reign as happened in practice!
The President-these boys broke:
- But I wanted even more than it actually turned out!
The girl in the crown said:
- But can without you Russia, the USA and China will reconcile, and the world will become quieter! Moreover, Medvedev is more Pro-Western people, but loyal to the interests of Russia and to improve relations, not too yielding. So rejoice in the world - that the two biggest trouble-maker on the planet departed for a useful mission.
Trump said quite sincerely:
- Yes, I have to be a constant subject of attacks too tired! Yes and age, there is age, as well in the new the body!
The President of Russia began to eat again. Oddly enough, and he became calmer. The confrontation with the West, the arms Gong, all these threats of assassination, the busy schedule - exhausting. Yes, even the TV screen, it was clear that Putin has aged and tired. And so returned a Golden formative years. The body is many times stronger and faster than the human. And ahead of adventure.
Putin ate delicious meat with fruits and vegetables. It is very pleasant on Earth do not have this. In General, what a wonderful world. So many girls, and without exception, young and beautiful. Even wanted to stay with them forever.
And the boy-President of Russia drank sweet, with a refreshing taste of wine.
It was fun.
Trump drank too. And the two of them jumped up and danced right on the table. Girls willingly joined them. Sounded silvery voices beauties.
The President-the boy tramp jumping and dancing, sang:
- America, America, many in it forests, fields and rivers! America, America, where people breathe so freely!
And again podstugivaniya and spinning flips. As well, when the young body in the dynamics and movement. So much in it flaming heat and fire. Trump thought that after all, he is a cunning beast. From Syria is gone, and from Afghanistan. Let the Russians howl at the Mujahideen. Especially Afghanistan, America, and the gift is not necessary - the earth impoverished and remote. If and where to go in Africa.
In General, trump was thinking about it: to renew the Monroe doctrine, to take Africa to himself, and stop fighting with fanatical Muslims. Especially stupid looked the battle in Afghanistan. After the failure of the Soviet Union there, the Americans to a crawl and not followed.
The boy-President of the United States threw a gold spoon in the girl's stomach. She squeaked, and curled up from the blow.
Trump sang with a chuckle:
- Take care of women, women beware!
Putin was more restrained and asked his counterpart:
Dance is, of course, good, but still, you'll hurt the girl!
The boy-the us President answered with a smile:
- They're so resilient and strong. They can't be hurt that easily! You better tell me why you always told us no!
Putin grinned and muttered:
- About what?
Trump is blustery and said:
- Everything! Milosevic's out, you're against it! Saddam Hussein, you're up against! Kadafi ... even Medvedev for, and you against! Assad and push against you, too!
Putin shrugged his shoulders and logical said:
"How much did you gain by removing Hussein?" Here is in Afghanistan until acted together with us, prospered! I told you not to quarrel with Russia.
Trump jumped higher. He flipped a seven-fold somersault, landed, and with a grin noticed:
- We didn't want to fight. But how can you not take out a son of a bitch like Sadam Husey? Yes, and you said that, they say, Poroshenko is bad. And the people of Ukraine took and didn't choose it for the second term. And such as Gardens, draw a hundred percent of a hundred! What an election!
Putin in response, stopped dancing, sat down at the table in a Lotus position. Straight teen yoga, muscular and even scary boy red suit. Looked at trump and said:
- Why do we need democracy, if the dictatorship is more effective, and the opposition only puts a spoke in the wheel!
Trump has bent legs a Golden fork and muttered:
- And you have always pocket opposition! Even too pocket!
Putin replied:
- And you have the President costs nothing! He's king!
Trump shouted angrily:
- Yes Tsar... Your father was semi-literate worker! I have a blue bone! Such kings only in jail lice to feed!
The situation escalated. The two presidential boys looked at each other with hatred and clenched their fists. Trump sincerely sorry for that made at the time, compliments of Putin. In the context of hostile relations between Russia and the United States led a chorus of hatred and distrust. In fact, how would you react to the compliments to Hitler during the second world war? Regardless of whether they were deserved and not.
The Fuhrer of Germany in just eight years of rule from the country destroyed by the crisis made a powerful superpower that conquered the whole of Europe. And the conquest was swift, and with fewer losses than Napoleon Bonaparte.
Why not praise Hitler? But it is not accepted that man-eater to give a compliment. Although, of course, he was a great conqueror, however, is ultimately a loser. Here's something similar was for trump and Putin, when the President of the United States lowered all the dogs. And escalated the situation to the limit.
Trump and Putin looked at each other with anger, clenched and unclenched their fists. But in a fight not joined... Sat down again at the table, and almost simultaneously drank wine. And the wine is delicious, pleasant, fresh and calms the nerves.
Trump has sat for a while and suddenly noticed:
- Whether Russia and the United States United we would the world would be able to bend in the bull's horn!
Putin noticed this:
- Stalin and Hitler in unity could divide the world... But alas, the two birds: the eagle and the two-headed eagle in one den do not get along!
Trump gurgled:
- Maybe it is....
The boy-President bit off a slice of meat with sauce, and continued:
- But a big spoon pulls your mouth! By joining forces, Russia and America could bring order to the world. And so because of your ambitions, and there was a big quarrel!
Putin hissed, breaking off a piece of meat:
- Not my, and your ambitions!
Trump gurgled, with a very aggressive look:
"A country with twenty-five percent of the world economy could be more ambitious than a territory that doesn't have two! The boy President dropped a piece of meat on the marble floor and crushed it with his bare, round heel as he spoke. - Don't pretend to be more than you can swallow!
Putin shushed and kicked the leg of the chair, growling:
- Since you are applying such that even the moon get! Whose cow would Moo, and yours would be silent!
Trump said in an angry tone:
- You're always in our business! Why send humanitarian aid to Venezuela when millions of people themselves are malnourished! I know, what have Russia material problems! And how many you personally billions put in a pocket-it is known!
Putin in response showed a combination of three fingers:
- Caught what?
Trump, clenching his fists tighter, moved on the table:
How much rope does not curl, and the end will be!
The girl in the crown interrupted the altercation:
- Well, well, you ate, drank, recovered even too much. The girl winked at the guys, and continued, her more chirping tone. - And now let's new obstacle course will take place. If much exercise, then a full clip!
Putin is a boy-the President took and bent a gold fork. Wrapped it around his finger like a ring and asked the Queen-girl:
- And you have no state Affairs?
The warrior in the crown giggled, and with her bare toes she bent the Golden knife, wound it around her ankle, and chirped:
- What are you suddenly interested in?
Putin answered honestly:
- So much time you spend with us. As if the government does not require your presence?
The girl shook her crown, and replied:
- I can be in many places at once! This is my gift from above! But you can?
Putin shook muscular, boyish shoulders:
I'm not going to explode!
Trump rather rudely noticed:
- Putin tries to get into a lot of things at once. Including those that do not understand! And the economy, and medicine, and Finance... he has a clear reassessment of their abilities!
Putin muttered:
- Blaster someone would squeal, but yours would be silent!
The girl in the crown said coldly:
- You guys haven't passed all the tests yet. But at the same time you butt each other! Perhaps it is a great blessing to mankind that he was spared two such obstinate troublemakers!
Trump swore:
- Oh, shit ... one would be better! I on the contrary withdrew its troops from Afghanistan and Syria, and it's the devil in Syria climbed, and then Afghanistan opened his mouth!
Putin grinned, and showed his fist:
- And you have been Venezuela!
Trump is blustery and barked:
- This is our territory! And in General in the Western hemisphere not to meddle! At one time we could easily strangle the Castro regime, but did not do it... unfortunately!
Both boys President jumped back on the table... they were so full of hatred that it seemed that here-here the eye of the fly zipper.
The girl in the crown tweeted:
- Yes finally fight you. This are standing against each other! Let's sparring, and who will kill whom!
Putin muttered, spinning:
Should I?
Trump noticed with a grin:
Why not? Less will bark! At the same time and practice!
The boys: red and fair-haired stood against each other. Very muscular. Blue-eyed trump, and with green eyes Putin. Both after treatment was about the same height and beautiful teenagers about fourteen years. And dressed in nothing but swimming trunks. Very aggressive fighters like two Spartan.
Wave at each other? Why not? After all, life is a struggle and a fight.
The boys kicked at each other. The bare heels collided. Bodies shuddered. Then they struck again, this time with their fists.
And the knuckles hit the blocks. Bones cracked. And then again separated, and again came together, striking with their feet. The girls watched with wide eyes as they fight cute boys. It was something to admire. Beautiful, glistening with sweat, bronze bodies, young men. Swift and cute, with the technique of hand-to-hand combat.
The girl in the crown waved her hand, and pressed her finger on the ring.
The landscape changed again. Both boys were in a huge stadium. Billions of girls looked at them. Almost all the girls are half naked, only decorations barely cover Breasts and thighs. Stomp bare feet. Almost naked beauties, but on the ankles, necessarily bracelets: decorated with precious flowers, snakes, small animals, butterflies, fish.
The girls were off, pounding each other boys-presidents. And jumped up and shouted. Both boys were equal in speed and reaction, both very strong. And no one wanted to give in. In striking techniques are not too sophisticated and they fight, like in Hollywood movies. That is not too effective, but effective.
Is the exchange of blows. The boy presidents sometimes miss. Converge and diverge. Boxing themselves. Here Putin missed a punch in the chin, that Trump was charged in the jaw. And the bruises on their faces, on the chest on the abdomen, abrasions on the hands and feet.
The boys are cut, their heads collide and disperse. Scroll through the turntables. Here is in the air and face. Again fall and rise. Then they fight again, feeling wild rage. And the desire to win at any cost. Here come together, start fighting. Trump is not inferior in agility. The presidential boys are flying away. And threaten each other with fists.
Then they jump on each other again. Again clashes, strikes...
The muscular Breasts crack. And again mutual reproaches and threats. Trump even barked:
- It would be better to finish you in the nineties! And we all felt sorry for you!
Putin honestly said:
- It was necessary to assist the government of Gaydar! Then anti-Western forces would not have come to power!
And again both the boy-President has faced. There was a persistent battle. But nobody conceded, and did not give up...
The girl in the crown giggled and pointed at the boys-dignitaries fingers. Other girls are also very happy with the entertainment. However, it looks like he is a little tired.
The girl in the crown squeaked with the fury of a Panther:
- Enough! You have shown that you can fight, but the technique should still work and work! Maybe my boys and presidents at the same time, gonna try another maze?
Putin answered honestly:
Tired of playing! Can't we just get down to serious business?
Trump also shouted, stomping his feet:
-It's already started! I want something different! More practical!
The girl in the crown winked at the boys-presidents:
- As a consolation, I will say that I will also pass this maze with you! You want it to be with a beautiful girl like me?
Trump said sincerely:
- Yes! The lady of half the universe is a worthy companion for us!
Putin is not so categorically noticed:
"Still, I wouldn't advise you to trust the mazes so much!" Yes and thus beauties, too,!
Girl-Queen answered:
- My name is on one of versions of Emmanuel! And you with me will be very pleased!
Putin grinned and rubbed his bruised chin:
- Emmanuel? This is very symbolic!
Trump threw up his hands and muttered:
That's great! The most beautiful girl in the world! And the sexiest!
Queen Emmanuel smiled and tweeted.:
- So get ready to fight for the new throne! You still have a lot to do! And you guys will be the best!
Trump jumped higher, ten times scrolled in the air, like a top and sang:
- Tomorrow will be better than yesterday! Tomorrow will be better than yesterday! Hello The Sun!
And now the girl-the Queen waved her bare foot, they were at the entrance to the gorge.
There were many colors and shades of the mountains. There are also many large trees with huge flowers. Everything is beautiful and romantic. Their tops of most mountains were beaten by roaring fountains, emitting a bunch of diamond and ruby jets.
So as a warrior should be able to fight in the collective, the trio: Emanuel, trump, Putin, pulled a special tap, which was to define the corridor to jump, and they received the green light: the path to the cave open - thundered the voice of a Goddess, went to the entrance. There were several tunnels, the guys stopped. The level of complexity they were about the same, not the smallest, however, the problem was not only artificial obstacles, but the path is easy to get lost.
Before the campaign, the young presidents and the girl Queen were thoroughly washed in a diamond fountain. Emmanuel was not at all embarrassed that her beautiful, naked body was seen by guys who even scratched her with a washcloth, rubbed her Breasts and other tender places. They are also accustomed to gender equality.
The other girls were standing around. Also almost naked and very beautiful, with precious beads and necklaces.
Cheered me up beauty bombers and issued weapons. Two swords each as long as an arm, two daggers, and an oiled torch. Now they had to do with this minimum.
Emmanuel explained to her boy presidents:
- You in another world will have many adventures and deadly battles. A weapon, even a chip or a laser knife can not drag. So...
Trump kissed the beauties in the bare knee and said:
- Of course! We for you in the fire and in water!
Putin also said:
- Yes, even in sulfuric acid!
The first step along the corridor was almost fatal, as wasps flew out of the little arrow boys-presidents and the girl-Queen barely managed to fall on the rocks. One of them scratched Emmanuel on the skin, leaving not a deep, but a long furrow.
- Snake stings. - Whispered, slightly flinching, girl-Queen.
Putin (outwardly a green teenager, but in fact sophisticated President of Russia, always want to show your mind), as if the expert offered:
- There are traps on the floor. I suggest we crawl one after the other.
Trump retorted vigorously, flashing his eyes:
"Then our journey will take a thousand years, and we don't even have water. Offer dramatically pick up the pace, running faster slip.
Emmanuel and this proposal quietly challenged the:
- And the other is unacceptable. We'll alternate between crawling and short dashes. Military tactics should be like steel, strong but flexible, which make Bulat!
And the girl-Queen with her bare foot handed out a cockroach with thorns on its back.
That's what they decided, combining three calloused hands together, in a single handshake.
Young anyway, apparently the soldiers moved forward, then they had to quickly jump, down flew the curves of hatchets, and then rose sharply lilac, sharp knives, which quickly began to move. They resembled the fins of sharks attacking a sea of lone swimmers. Only the trajectory is much more complicated, and the shape of the knives is more bizarre. Creepy! At first, the guys-presidents and the girl-Queen managed to avoid defeat, and then they still hooked, scratching the bare legs of the guys. Putin almost got his thumb cut off.
- Still cheap off. She said, shaking off Emmanuel's sweat. The girl kissed the boy-President's leg, stopping the bleeding tongue.
Trump once said, in a fierce shot from the wall of the snake. He cut it and said it, his voice full of doubt.:
- If we consider that we are only at the beginning, some are bad, we run the risk of bleed, I already limping.
Putin, despite the losses, did not lose optimism:
- We will surprise our competitors. Besides, we're all, at least in this life, boys ' bodies are virgins, so we have to live, the gods can't help but take care of that.
- Actually, even in legends, they were more often punished than pardoned. Emmanuel remarked doubtfully, waving her graceful hand, but with the knuckles knocked down.- God is like a lion: caressing, skinning, hugging-strangles, kissing-nibbles.
And you, blasphemer! -Have fun playing a bicep, said trump. - So you waiting on the world to the eternal fate of a slave, beaten with a whip. Gods should be praised, they need to pray with fervor to compose hymns, odes, and then they will reward you handsomely. Here I read a prayer mentally, and notice, the finger only slightly cut off, and in fact could chop off entirely.
- I need a dressing. - Putin tore off a piece of a shirt and wrapped a finger. - I hope this helps.
Girl-Queen answered:
- My kiss helps better!
In addition to the arrows flew spinning disc - steel snowflake. He was moving at a broken line that is not predictable trajectory made him a very dangerous weapon. One of the guys have strayed. The next approach, such and even larger disks were tens. Then the corridor became much narrower. Because of the walls were thrown daggers, spears flew, beat chains, axes, with which young soldiers barely had time to cut or Dodge. Here they are buried in the first door, covered with thorns. Tried to spin the handle, and collapsed on top of waterfall heavy stone, young presidents has saved a phenomenal response, developed electronic lessons savage training and vast experience.
- Well, what to do now? Trump asked, showing confusion.
- Maybe we should turn back and look for another entrance. - Suggested losing optimism Putin. - Let's not poke in vain.
- No, I have an idea. Emmanuel Replied.
- What? What you got?- Vying asked the boys presidents, admiring her body.
Girl-Queen throws out a laugh:
- Pretty simple! Let's take a heavier stone and together run it into the handle.
What's that? - Trump was skeptical.
- A lot! The handle is tight, do not spin just so, so it needs to hit as hard as possible. Emmanuel for credibility, held the edge of the palm, on the forehead.
Trump reluctantly agreed:
- Sounds logical. Well, the future Jedi knights, let's try.
The three of them with difficulty raised a large flint and, staggering, breathing heavily, sharp stones pricked the boys and the girl bare feet brought to the door. On command, brought down a boulder on the handle. Blow was strong, in the answer flew arrows, and even flared fire. The boys were slightly scorched, and they ran forward, the flames flared again from behind, and then everything went quiet.
We barely survived. - Trump scratched his burned back with five fingers.
- Don't do that, you can get infected. - Warned, quickly blinking Emmanuel.
The young President reluctantly agreed:
- Yes, the fire is cruel, so unpleasant.
But we tried it. Emmanuel winced at the unpleasant memory.
True, but to get used to the embrace of the flame, in contrast to the female, it is impossible. - The guy with the huge power, smiled.
The Queen girl jumped up:
- Time works against us, we must hurry.
The corridor was deadly, so he suddenly fell, and the boy-President with the girl, the Queen, the knights, going ahead, barely managed to jump back. Trump, however, fell, caught on the edge, broke his nose, and pulled his hands.
- I'm not too heavy, friends? He asked, once on solid ground.
- You can't get fat on vegetables and fruits. - Answered, giggling Emmanuel.
Down the thorny way, they had difficulty to squeeze through the wall in the dark with a weak glare of the torch, and sinister shadows. And then they were waiting for traps, Emmanuel burned with molten metal, Putin was seriously wounded, a retractable dagger in the stomach, and a steel baton fell on trump's short-haired, light head. He barely managed to soften the blow. A few seconds however, was the grog.
Gradually the corridor became wider, but it was no safer. In addition to various striking objects of copper, steel, fire, needles scattered and falling, they were waiting for large spiders. They covered the surface with a solid carpet, covering the entire corridor. Guys stood up:
- They can be poisonous. - Putin said with concern. His young face turned red.
- Sure, but remember what we were taught. - Uttered in a whisper, Emmanuel.
The boy-President whispered:
What is it?
The Queen girl spoke slowly.:
- If you move smoothly, without stepping, caterpillar step, the spiders do not sting.
- Right, I guess you're right, but allow to touch such filth. The boy President's face twisted.
- And what to do, I have not seen the branches and alternatives. So you need to pass the spiders. I am a girl, and I will go first, so that you men are not afraid of anything. The Queen girl shook her head. Resolutely stepping barefoot, long-suffering legs.
Three brave guys, being careful not to tear the foot, entered the wooly swamp. It was painless, but very ticklish, the spiders moving their legs, scratching between their fingers, tickling their bare feet. They gradually sank, first ankle-deep, then knee-deep, after a layer of spiders reached the waist. Then Putin paused and muttered scared:
I'm not going any further!
Why is that?! Emmanuel began to get angry, she stamped her bare foot on the sharp stones.
The boy-President turned pale:
- I can't. If they touch my face, they'll vomit, guts will crawl out.
The Queen girl snorted contemptuously.:
- What are you going to stand until the flesh does not turn to stone. Be a man! You think I'm pleased!
Putin, who was more brave in words than in deeds, timidly asked:
What if I come back?
- We're not holding you, come back, but only one. Emmanuel waved her hand in disdain . you're free!
The prospect of being alone in the treacherous maze seemed more terrible than spiders. The boy President took a decisive step forward. Sweat trickled down his round pale face.
The boys and the girl continued to dive, first on the chest then on the neck. Here even experienced Emmanuel hesitated slightly, but then, deciding two deaths will not happen, one can not pass moved on. Spiders clung to his face, they were too large to climb into the nostrils or ears, but to breathe under such a cover was much more difficult. The heads of the guys were bald shaved, then the hair can grow is still very fast, and shuffling feet resembled easy get a massage.
Emmanuel thought it felt like she was being pulled by a scythe. After all, clean off the hair only the youngest, and then as they grow older, girls with braided hair needle and blade, turning the hair into a murder weapon.
Guys-the presidents kept the other for another, trying not to stray. Emmanuel felt Putin's fingers trembling. The partner, being still a boy President, was extremely embarrassed, holding her by the muscular shoulders. Scared to go under this cover, however inside is quite light, spiders are not especially brightly shone, maybe phosphorus or something else, that's just the torches had to be put out. To talk of course passing the test of warriors and the warrior could not, and time stretched like rubber, which was an additional moral flour, even the heart seemed to have slowed, like water dripping on the brain.
But all bad also has an end, and the guys got out of the living jelly. At first it seemed the head, then shoulders, a living wave receded, though a couple of spiders left hanging in the face of Putin. One of the insects put its paws in the boy's nose. He was attached because of all the forces, but eating the limit, face contorted, but as sneezed... Spiders flew from his face, and the rest buzzed. Their rumble was loud, like the roar of a large, wounded elephant. The frightened children stopped, heart was beating so hard that it seemed, here-here will burst the chest. Finally a terrible noise slowly, like a storm at sea verse, and the young warriors moved on.
Trump said in a clear voice:
- Well, you almost got us killed.
The boy-President said upset:
- What was left to do? If I had grabbed him, he would have bitten me, and then it was unbearable.
Trump snorted contemptuously:
- Anyway, look how they buzzed.
Emmanuel cut them off.:
- No need to argue, we're a team that's still alive, very lucky.
- Then, have a good trip. The young President smiled.
We should light the torches. - Suggested barefoot Emmanuel. - It's dark now, even if you poke your eye out.
Friction managed to make quickly, especially as the wall consists mostly of silicon.
Then again trap, attacks copies of. One of them Emmanuel cut off, it turned out a very decent long dreck.
- Why do you need it, come on! Trump said sharply.
Emmanuel objected:
- No, I think we'll need it soon.
Indeed, it soon became worse. A new door appeared, a seemingly insurmountable barrier. There wasn't one, and sticking out round the valve.
- You see, and do not come! Emmanuel said happily.
The girl-Queen stuck a stick in, the door sparkled, tiny lightning flashed over the wreckage.
Even Emmanuel's hand felt the shaking.
- Wow, there's magic.
- But what surprised the members of the race in the universe, succeeded in magic. - Calmly said trump.
- It is certainly not surprising, but we the magic use is forbidden, and against the poor students, please! - The girl was indignant Queen, scratching his itchy palm.
- The world is not full of justice. Of these, the most not fair life itself, because it is given only once and it can not be lent - Philosophically said, wishing to show himself clever Putin.
Twist the valve had a long time, suddenly there was a gap in front of them, it appeared instantly and the guys almost fell into it. Trump looked down, there were waves of red-hot magma.
- Wow, hell woke up and pulls us greedy tentacles.
- No terrible spiders that will make the bridge move as if on dry land. - Emmanuel was calm, continuing rotation, although was spinning progress has been slow. The girl rested her bare, chiseled legs and was so beautiful, in her tension of graceful muscles.
- Maybe you're going the wrong way. - Suggested the young "adviser" and Russian President Putin.
The girl-Queen objected:
- Clockwise, that makes sense.
As if to confirm his words, the door swung open, it struck its thickness, the abyss disappeared at once, as if it was not there.
Trump threw a stone, but no, not a Mirage, they have nothing to stop.
After this test, the children gained confidence, though treacherous traps did not subside. On the contrary, each new trap was more sophisticated than the previous one.
The number of deep and small scratches and cuts on the bodies of young fighters constantly grew, they began to overcome the strongest fatigue.
- So you can weaken and fall from the loss of blood. - Whimpered Putin. - There's no room on me.
The Queen girl was full of disdain, despite her scratched face, but her resolve did not weaken:
- What, you want to turn back?
Putin moaned, scratching blisters on the heel:
Well, this is a test, this way destroy the presidency of Russia. Is it possible to do so with future soldiers. I am sure that without the maze, I am quite capable of putting five, or even ten.
Emmanuel tensed, squared her shoulders. :
- We have no other worthy exit to survive it is necessary to pass up to the end. Who panicked, he was already half lost. In addition, you are not pulled by the language: he agreed.
The next large, slightly lighted room was filled with snakes that looked like colored ribbons. These things hissed and raised their heads.
- Let's tiptoe through. - Offered, quietly he was smiling, Emmanuel. Maybe it will.
- Something tells me there isn't! - Putin began to tremble.
Remember the mentors, the snake immediately without provocation attacks. The Queen-girl spoke in a tone that brooked no objection.
The boy-President of Russia shivered:
- It's you, Sizzling, tell them.
- I go first! Emmanuel said decisively.- Fear not in my rules.
And she went, deftly stepping on your toes and avoiding live nodes. Her bare, girlish legs, in spite of numerous bruises, bumps and stuffing with hardened iron, and sometimes hot in the furnaces crowbars, were slender and elegant. Guys-the presidents could not help admiring them. If wrong, the bluish light of the torch they seemed mysterious, like an ancient goddess. Its soft. and at the same time proud step, gave confidence. It was followed by two comrades-the President.
Moving slowly, but firmly, perhaps here played a role positive experience with spiders. Most likely, and here it would be possible to pass, but a few drops of blood fell on the moving reptiles. This was enough to make them rush at the boys.
- Chop with both swords and run. Emmanuel cried desperately.
Taking the torches in his teeth, the guys began to break. Snakes rushed from all sides, they were cut. In the answer the creature bit. Fortunately, most of their bites were non-poisonous.
- Run faster, don't let them run like hell. - Through his teeth grated Emmanuel.
Fear and active training in running gave the guys strength. They all accelerated and accelerated. Snakes followed them. Here the firm ground unexpectedly came to an end, and desperate children-presidents, and the girl-Queen appeared before a small lake. On him floated gigantic lizards in armor with large heads and meter mouths. In each tooth in six rows, the shell is covered with thorns.
To argue bargain once, the first jumped Emmanuel, for it the rest. Guys jumped from one back to another, they have had an experience similar to jumping on logs. However, the spikes pricked, but to break the long-suffering, callused feet boys-presidents, and combat girl-Queen was not so easy.
Here Putin moaned:
- I feel bad, very dizzy.
- Hold on, just a little bit. Shouted the exhausted, who became almost a brother tramp.
- I'm falling. - It was not a cry, but a cry of pain, the President of Russia.
The young man really did not jump, fell flat into the water. Here is a turtle with the head of a very large Behemoth rushed at him, instantly biting it in half. However, the poor boy-the President, dying, at all didn't cry, once naive, but courageous eyes forever froze.
- Looks like he died of a snake bite. - Regretfully said, combat trump.
- I hope in heaven the organization if it is true about parallel universes, our friend will find his rightful place. Emmanuel said bitterly.
- Alas! We have our first casualties. - The young man-the President of the USA sniffed a boyish nose.
Hopefully the last. He was so funny and always made up funny stories. Feel sorry for him. - Emerald-sapphire the girl's eyes flashed a tear.
- Don't cry, girl, don't rain! Laugh loudly, do not wait for trouble!- Comforted her young companion and former head of the strongest and richest Empire in the world.
Here trump could not resist and fell down, plopping into the green water. He was attacked by strange creatures, monsters of course, but because of the large mass, their speed was small, and high-spirited young man-the President managed to pop up. Iskrov hands, he climbed on my back and again jumped a grasshopper, the only torch went out.
- Less talk. Emmanuel summed it up.
Only when they were on land, trump, spitting, and dripping with blood, asked:
- A lot of them here, a couple hundred, what do they eat?
I don't! Probably omnivores. The Queen girl shook her head.
- But better, more accurately safer snakes, not so the creature mobile. - Trump shook his relief muscles.
The young man President and a brave girl is the Queen continued to run. Now became lighter, the various creatures attacked much less frequently. It seemed nightmarish maze, ran out of traps. Although deadly "Goodies" sometimes fell from the walls. But "whimsical," like a whore, the corridor narrowed again. I had to squeeze through, and the walls of the tunnel heated and burned the skin.
Now any movement was like an execution, excruciatingly painful, hot sweat pouring over the cuts, slime sticking, making it difficult to move. At one point, trump got stuck. Strong Emmanuel, some frenzied, furiously, desperately tried, straining every nerve, pushing and bare feet and hands, to push his partner on, go ahead, but the result itself is mired:
At first trump some frenzied screaming:
- Come on, my love!
The kind, by demonstrating the remnants of energy, objected:
Don't think! After all for me, you Prince, more expensive life.
Now they are both "heroes" of the magical maze of the Amazon Empire, found themselves in a difficult situation. The tunnel, obviously not wanting to let go their victims.
- Let's exhale together! - With some degree of despair trump suggested.
- And as sharply as possible. - Emmanuel supported the initiative and drew the press.
Guy is the President with the girl-Queen did so, they, like the snakes, managed, carapace to go further. Emmanuel, killed bare fingers of his powerful legs, but then they stuck more strongly, the stone was squeezing his chest. Al nipples girls-Queen cracked.
- Well, now we're dead for sure. -Whispered, pale boy-President trump.
- No need to bury us before our time. There's still a chance, especially since we're alive. - Said Emmanuel. While talking, it was hard, the process itself was calming.
- What!? Hope flickered in the young President's voice.
The girl-Queen had been offered:
- We can hang out, clamped, and then pohudeem and viscolinetm.
- Do you think we will survive, my tongue is swollen, and I'm thirsty. Whispered The Tramp.
- But this is not the first time, I remember being locked in a punishment cell, stretched my legs and forced to keep my hands on the weight. In this case no water, no food, and even the flame of a candle, slowly burning bare, round heel girls. Emmanuel shivered at the memory.
- So it and I had no time, but there we were never to die, and then we just sgin. Trump cracked his bones.
Emmanuel tweeted in a thin voice.:
- No, probably just dry out and turn into a mummy.
- Does that make it easier for us? - Despite the tragedy of the situation, the young President smiled.
"I don't know whether it's easier or harder, but the posthumous list of achievements will take it into account. Emmanuel Snapped.
- Our conversation became quite stupid, better keep quiet. - A young President for some time and really was silent, and then broke down, broke:
And may Emmanuel, well, the demons that oath. Use magic and set us free. Dead we need only necromancers.
The girl-Queen did not utter a sound. She thought hard, looking for a way out.
The game of silence could drag on for a long time, but suddenly the sharp hearing of the students of the militant order of the space Amazons caught the hiss and faint rustling.
Emmanuel crushed the insect with her bare toes and whispered:
- Calm down, just calm down.
Trump said tragically:
- Here comes perdition to our souls.
- Only one snake, and then kill one. "She said, as if she did not understand that this would not calm her, Emmanuel.
- Yeah! You forget that there are special striped cobras, whose poison is used in arrows, one such monster can sting a dozen strong guys. - Moaned a lot of knowing trump.
- All the better, not like would die, possessing near a dead comrade. - Radiantly flashing his teeth in the half-light, smiled, always cheerful Emmanuel.
- You're joking sweetheart in our last hour. - Even Trump was funny and he giggled a little moved. - And they say her cast of elusive, and the cruel venom, very painful. The snake, meanwhile, crawled up to Emmanuel, it was in blue stripes, shimmering, throwing green and orange glare. Her fangs are unusually long and very sharp, glittered in the dark, and his eyes kept changing colour, and in a complex sequence, the pupils were vibrating like a spiral. She seemed mesmerizing.
- It looks like some kind of hypnosis. - I noticed without losing control of Emmanuel. The girl-Queen tightened her grip on the dagger, preparing to strike.
The striped, mottled Cobra swelled its hood and suddenly rushed. Emmanuel trained movement framed blade. She guessed correctly that the snake would hit her neck first.
Trump yelled, moaned, breath heavier, as if the blow fell on him. In fact, the carefully sharpened tip of the dagger landed right in the Cobra's throat, cutting off its head.
Emmanuel said with satisfaction:
- Victory!
The venom from his fangs dripped onto the stone and hissed like strong acid. Trump drew attention to this, the young President's voice trembled.
- Her bite would have made our blood boil.
- Of course, we would live badly, but not for long. Girl Queen and in a difficult situation, having survived the threat of death, is not lost.
- It's like having a healthy tooth removed with a sledgehammer. - Said trump, the President-the boy was a clear philosopher. - A at all can we, its for good reason killed, after all death from hunger and thirst much more excruciating.
- Why us, not me! - Said Emmanuel.
Well, well! I hypnotized her. When the tongue is stuck to his nose! "The young President immediately demonstrated that.
Emmanuel laughed and then noticed that she too had shifted.
You know, laughter helps, let's laugh out loud may break out of the trap. She offered.
-I'm not having fun. - Answered, frowning, the young guy-the President of the USA.
- You tickle yourself, or let me do it, hands free, able to reach. The Queen girl purred playfully.
- And I you, so much funnier. - Sincerely delighted trump. The prospect of touching a girl's body excited a strong fighter who could not afford too much in his former life.
Guy is President and the girl is the Queen began tickling each other, laughter shrill and hysterical was the roof. Emmanuel was excited by the touch of the fingers of the right guy. Her scarlet nipples swelled and became slippery. Trump pleasure tickled her black dust, calloused yet gentle heel
- Well, do you like it? He asked, smiling.
- Fucking hell. Emmanuel Laughed. - I've never felt such pleasure.
The Queen girl responded in kind. The body of the young President had not yet had time to be covered with hair, it was smooth as glossy paper, the skin is healthy and elastic. It's a pleasure to touch such skin. And indeed, with each new burst of laughter, they moved further and further. Finally, breathing became freer, half-naked children began to move themselves. The corridor widened, and a madly rotating simulator appeared in front of them.
It consisted of five chains, six axes, seven spears, eight long swords, a rotating Mace, a sledgehammer with spikes, and four tubes spewing flames. There was no way around it.
Trump said:
- Oh-Oh-Oh! What to do!
"Haven't we ever dealt with such monsters?" Emmanuel said, showing fearlessness.
The boy is the President afraid noticed:
- But not at this speed! .
- No big difference, we'll be twice as fast. -Girl-Queen shrugged it off.
You going first? No, I'm a man, and the risk of death must lie on my shoulders. - Trump said, inflating his chest.
- Better together, acting synchronously, then struck together, it is easier to repel the attack, weren't you taught? Emmanuel said in a superior tone.
- Yes, taught! That's better! - Willingly agreed the boy-President.
Emmanuel ran the tip of her sword over her slender, stiff, girlish heel.
- Two hands beat off more reliably, than one!
The young man President and a girl-Koroleva muttered a prayer and pulled forward, like the dogs after the hare. From the swords, they dodged, diving like a beaver, then jumped, skipping the chain, just four of them Emmanuel and trump repelled friendly movement of blades, one of the links was cut.
Girl-Queen winked at partner:
- You see, it came in handy to have two of us.
But the torque in the thorns Mace almost hit the young men, in addition, face flashed a twinkle. The hammer just grazed the shoulder of trump. Emmanuel even had time to thrust the sword through the tube, slightly nagrubil barrel, as a result, the stream of flame had escaped in another direction.
Another couple of copies they cut down and broke to a clean surface.
- No casualties. - Summed up, grinning pearl teeth Emmanuel.
- I think there's another blank. - Trump's voice sounded alarmed.
The next simulator was even bigger than the previous one, a couple of extra chains with spikes and blades at the bottom.
- No, it's no good! We're being tested for survival. Like wild animals. The President-boy shouted hysterically.
Don't be! Trump. - It's just a blank. Let's double or triple our efforts and break through. Said the brave girl-the Queen.
- No turning back! - Trump's words sounded tragic. The boy President spat blood.
Guy is President and the girl-Queen: hot couple fell into a trance, they all haste ran, jumped, mentally tried to slow down the rotation. Trump was sprained ankle, but he managed to reach the goal, and Emmanuel burned, the flame licked his shoulders, insidious fire at the last moment changed direction, passed over the naked chest and strawberry nipple girl Queen. The young sorceress of the Amazons, however, did not pay attention to this, trump noticed this, touched her firm skin:
- You don't even have blisters. He sounded surprised.
- What, you know, fire burns only those who fear him. The Queen girl said resolutely.
The boy President pointed a finger in front of him.
Here's another guy. You don't know who the beat is.
- We hope not! - The girl-Queen of the trimmed braid.
The last simulator was the most terrible: spears, axes, swords, maces, ramrod, sledgehammers, as many as thirteen tubes with flaming Gehenna, as well as an abundance of forks and other cutting and stabbing objects which are even difficult to find a name. Even strange, that they turned around without noise. The idea was to be a terrible roar.
- This looks like the end! - Said Trump. Sweat mixed with blood was running down the young President's forehead.
- No, if worse than the beast and can not be, so the maze "Path of hell" ends. - Out of optimism, Emmanuel.
- That's hardly it, it's too long. The boy President said skeptically.
- And now we need to pray and give the body flexibility of water, the speed of the wind, the heat of the fire, the strength of the dragon skin! - Resolutely clenching his fists, said the girl-warrior and Queen.
"I saw a dragon once, summoned by the Supreme sorcerer of the United States. - Not with the blue, blurted out the young man-the President.
- Not lying? Why didn't I? Emmanuel frowned.
- You slept in a cage, and I was on duty. - Simple, without imagination said was a joke trump is.
Emmanuel laughed and squeaked.:
Believe, have the forces of Seth and other spirits.
The girl-Queen and the boy-President was on his knees. The boys prayed for a long time, even tears came from excessive zeal. Then, leaving his head empty, clearing away thoughts, they barked and jumped, diving into the sea of sharpened steel. Emmanuel and not remembered as she was chopping, that did, body has worked on their own, it has been moving and smelled, killing and winning. All the impressions came together in a spiky tangle. When barefoot girl got out of the elements, the first thing I felt that the cuts increased, but still alive and all in place. But her beloved trump, jumping out immediately, collapsed quietly moaning.
Emmanuel bent down, something was clearly wrong, but what the novice herself stunned by the cascade of impressions, is not realized.
- Get up trump, we're through.
- My hand is Emmanuelle, I lost my arm and now helpless. -In a voice of the unbending guy-the President tears were heard.

 

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