Книга: Putin And Trump Save The Universe
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CHAPTER 3

Vladimir Putin gave a whistle, with some irony:
Wow, seven years is a lot!
Girl, warrior bared large as sturdy horses pearly whites:
- Well, firstly, we live now almost indefinitely, and secondly, the neutron star is quite comfortable, full of the industry of pleasure and entertainment. His is a joyful pastime. Gravity's neutralizing! - The girl winked.
You boy quaterno?
- While special superremote no! - Noticed, exhausted Vladimir Putin.
The girl also got to the very tonsils.
Is you chase, that you at least understand something in military service. Don't you have a drill, or are you weak? Asked Alfara incessantly, furiously shoot at the monsters.
Vladimir Putin became a boy shooting back, and sometimes chopping( the latter is even more difficult), barely taking a breath, said:
- A was in the past time: when Russian army entirely professional. It serves volunteers for money, and recruited them from different countries.
- That is mercenaries! Summed up Alfara. - But they are not reliable and can go to the side of the one who pays more.
Vladimir Putin, cutting another ugly, in the form of a warty dragonfly, a soldier, sighed sadly:
- It's not impossible. But still, most of the mercenaries are Russians by nationality. So, they will not betray their Homeland. And not betrayed!
Warrior fingers barefoot legs brought the beam and crumbled: a cross between macaques and kiwi:
- And in the case of a large war in the past there were problems with the call.
The boy-the President brushed the three heads of the hybrid dragon and a cactus toadstools( they painfully pricked in the biceps stinging needles) said, trying to call the voice was not whiny music.
- Could and arose! But Russia still won all the wars! NATO was defeated, China defeated and even a monster like the United States obeyed.
Here, of course, Putin lied a little. More precisely floated specific and extensive misinformation. But it played teenage hormones and really wanted to stand out.
The girl made stupid eyes, firing from the radiator with the tongue:
- They have army, that on call?
The young President objected, gutting a hybrid of a tricycle and a squid:
- No! Also a civilian. That's her strength and weakness. However, the enemy troops are well trained, in particular the United States defeated one and a half million of Iraq, losing less than two hundred soldiers. Agree impressive success.
Putin got a strong poke hyperplasy. His youthful, muscular chest was scorched. The boy fell, but immediately rose. He tried to keep cheerful and fighting mood.
Although, of course, to talk about the success of the Americans, he was not too pleased.
Not bad! - Alfara put in charge of a fighter, nominalwage big bug that ate the self-propelled gun. He was blown apart. - But we had the ratio of losses in their favor: much steeper.
- What does it depend on the technological level! The boy President licked a trickle of blood from his split forehead.
The beautiful girl chirped, her voice sounding like silver bells.
- Of course it depends. Every discovery in the military sphere brings the moment of victory closer!
Alfara singing, rocking sumptuous hips, her voice aroused a new uncontrollable forces:
Russia: you are my native country,
I will be faithful, faithful always!
You burn summer, in cold ice,
Cool stream, flowing water!

 

My chosen one is whiter than snow, chalk,
The transparent lips touched the wine!
And the spirit is strong, but powerless body,
To suffer from wounds, it is doomed!

 

There is no peace in the cosmic ether,
Roaring battle, and words can not tell!
Madness going on - around the world,
And innocent blood flows again!

 

We escorted the resounding temples bells,
And if the wind stopped, the roar of the crowds verse!
And the firstborn was born with my moan,
I will dedicate offspring timid verse!

 

And the son will serve his Fatherland,
All enemies will be defeated by a steel sword!
And the flag of Russia will not SAG limply,
All villains in the battle will break!

 

Homeland and the rocks and the oak woods,
And the laughter of children, the Bor trill of a Nightingale!
For the Motherland fought not for fame,
And to live in happiness: you and me!
The girl sang to give Putin pleasure. For herself Russia, the country is still at the level of savages. In fact, what people are still backward, even if they have presidents getting old!
When she came in front of them was an army of corpses. It resembled chopped meat salad, of the products generated by the imagination of Picasso: once his brain is flooded ocean hyperplasy. The beautiful girl, moving her burned bare fingers, asked, barely taking a breath:
- Do you agree with me Vladimir?
The President of Russia replied with pathos:
"I love my Country as much as you do. - Trust me Aliviada.
The warrior corrected, knocking down with a throw of bare toes, a hybrid of a mosquito and a hippopotamus:
I'm not Eliada and Alfara. The girl grinned like a Panther. - Alfida now your arch friend of trump.
- Sorry, slip of the tongue. - Very tired. The young man swayed on his feet. In one series, the so-called quasiboson, who made a dozen huge universes, and then voluntarily, from all the advantages and sold into slavery!
As you can see, Russian President Putin has shown tremendous erudition in modern fiction.
- That's radiation pressure. It's not really that bad. - Warrior suddenly for such a fabulously beautiful terrestrial body showed two long, scarlet tongue. - Slave and goddess, so ultra-star rhyme!
And this level was left behind. Although a lot of blood has been spilled. Warrior left graceful, crimson traces, barefoot, chiseled legs. She is such a charming, charming and sexy warrior.
And when at the next stage on the guy and the girl began to fall virtual stones, roughly hewn in the form of ancient gods, a couple of heavy hits, almost two of them did not finish. The bones of Vladimir Putin's lost its ' elasticity, they are causing unbearable torment, they broke. Alfara also extremely exhausted, and kept the super.
But beauty warriors??? from this even more charming, and touching.
The boy-President, after the injury snapped:
You lie! You can not break the will of the Russian people!
Alfara aggressive confirmed, embossing angry, devilishly frilly, innumerable, prickly monsters:
- I not from Russians, but of those who born invincible!
Vladimir Putin, losing strength croaked:
- Inhuman courage distinguishes our nation from other Nations!
A boy and a girl were cheering each other on. They even thought of leaving myself to give up or break. They won't go all the way. Although burned, covered with blisters, beautiful and strong bodies of boys and girls.
Our will is in the fist! Vladimir Snapped. And punched the monster with the mouth flesh-eating piranhas.
Alfara confidently added:
- Will this index finger that holds the trigger of lokamata - the weakness of its suicidal!
The young President continued to move. Cut multiple attacking creatures, rasbridge their sticky blood.
The girl stepped barefoot in puddles, and burned. But she didn't stop firing.
The warrior said with pathos:
- Nobody's gonna stop us! No one can defeat us!
Vladimir Putin agreed with this:
Nobody will! And nobody wins!
The young man stepped out of the line of fire. A whirlwind of plasma and fire swept over him. A real tornado. The boy-President and the girl burned his back. They were covered with large blisters.
Alfara squeaked:
- Do not bend the RAM's horn!
Vladimir agreed with this:
- No doubt, not bend!
The boy scrolled, and crawled under the fireballs of all guns. And everything was burning and burning.
Alfara did stretching. Skipped over the head of the devil's tornado. She turned and threw a grenade with her bare toes. Then she tweeted.:
- I will not retreat before the enemies.
Finally at the end of a couple of young men were waiting for melee, the most horrible monster, cooked last. The monster can be seen from afar, he is a real monster.
The elf whispers.
- The best thing for us to do is pair up. Together fending off attacks - this generation of virtual hell.
Vladimir Putin agreed:
- Only then will we have a chance.
It is incredible the thing was made of liquid metal mixed with the multi-plasma, in the hands of gravi-nucleya swords. Each limb is terrifying in its own way: one is covered with warts, the other with abscesses, the third with thorns, the fourth with splinters, the fifth with broken diamonds, the sixth with razor blades and so on. They are the "hand labor" flashed with incredible speed, the attack comes simultaneously from the top, side and bottom. And not three-dimensional space, and immediately in eighteen dimensions! This means hundreds of simultaneously opposite and at the same time similar planes of attack. Barely have time to fight back, and even if it is possible to cut down the hand, then immediately grows a new one.
Alfara screams:
- Play doubles!
The boy President cried out shrilly:
- Fucking photon!
Guy and girl shoot, trying to get into focus all the many vector dimensions that control Multiplaza. They do it, catching the rose vosemnadtsatiletnie space. Seen spread out in all directions metal: thousands similar to mercury drops balls.
Elfara screams:
- Quasar serotonin! Hyperplane!
Girl saw, as with the sky fell boots. They caught them and pulled on their burned, wounded legs. The pain from the burns had subsided, and the warrior roared, throwing his hands up:
- Glory to our space Empire!
But the monster like the Phoenix bird suddenly comes to life and recovers...
Vladimir and Alfara circled around the undying monster. They were already exhausted, and the enemy continued to press them. Just like the Hydra: cut instead of one head, grow two! Try to win!
The young man-the President, having received the next cut, the voice breaking from incredible tension, suggested:
- There must always be a way: defeat the enemy! For it is the obstacle course, somebody passes her and wins laurels!
The girl gasped:
- Of course: there is a way to win! What does your experience tell you?
Vladimir Putin whispered, dropping drops of blood:
- That monster robot! We need to find his remote control and shut it down! Quasar in hyperdrobial dimensions: can drown in thimble.
Alfara felt hope:
Where is he?
- Not too far, but not in the most obvious place! - Said Vladimir Putin, losing the last of his strength from his wounds!
Alfara was only slightly fresher it:
- Let me cover you, and you look for: this notorious control panel!
I will try it! - Right eye of a young man: saw nothing, and the left was shrouded in a pink mist, and the young fighter was guided intuitively.
Virtual monster attacked the girl with unimaginable force, caused her several cuts. Alfara timidly retreated in the shoulder gaped impressive wound. Legs, or rather one survivor the girl was shaking, but she managed to cut off one of the limbs of the beast!
- No, you're not taking me! The warrior spat out a broken tooth, aiming at the rows of eyes of aperture.
The monster growled:
- The flame of hell, is waiting for you!
Alfara parried the blows, but missed the poke in the leg. The boot crumbled, revealing a graceful, muscular leg. Fingers were burned by the stream hyperplasy.
- Here is chernobylnik! The terminator girl replied.- Doing this to me - my supermonster-anti-hero! But not quite - sew monster, zero, zero, seven!
And warrior has shown language. And threw her bare legs fingers the shrapnel from the burning metal.
Hands monster lengthened, he tried to get Vladimir. The boy-President from Brichmulla, but he seriously hooked on the side. Blood flowed again, leaving spots on the uneven surface. Vladimir, through the pain, did somersaults, walked on his hands, and then reproduce the next attack.
- I'll show you Kuzkin's mother! Chernobylnik! - The boy slashed into the wall, trying to hit higher.
Monster, by continuing to widen in size, led offensive on two front.
The boy-President has been injured for the damage.
Alfara spun, jumped burning bare legs, the second limb suddenly growing back. Beautiful girl was very strong, but I have become the familiar torment. She jumped up and hit the electronic creature with her bare foot, but immediately received a response, losing three fingers and damaging the foot.
Alfara screamed:
The horror of anti-world!
The monster sarcastically quipped:
- In Hyper-hell: you not so zapoesh!
The girl was forced to retreat. It was getting harder. Vladimir Putin also got, after the next attack, the virtual monster knee-deep cut off the guy's leg.
The boy-President moaned:
- Oh, it's unbearable!
Yes, he sent soldiers to war, but he personally never fought. Even a little ashamed was for the military adventure in Syria, which cost such a huge expense. And, even not so much for a military operation, but for the restoration of the destroyed economy of this Arab country.
- Be strong and gather will in a fist! - Advised Alfara. The blade of the sword caught the beauty in the chest, and cut off a bright, strawberry nipple. The girl did a back flip, flashed naked bloody, round and very sexy heels. The girl threw her bare toes, a fragment of diamond chips scattered on the floor. After what viciously swore:
- That's how you fondle women!
E-the creature answered:
- I want to freak girls, just caress, hug! They want your fingers to break into small pieces to break!
The skin on the bare sole of the girl caught fire, and it hurts so much.
"I'll chop it into strips, I'll stretch the goats!"- Shouted Alfara. The girl got hit like a hammer. Broken leg, came off the twitching chip.
Vladimir Putin lost his hand, it just cut off, taking a fan:
- That's a phallus imitator! The young man swore. - You want to trample me!
The monster swore fiercely.:
- You will be tight-vacuum quarks!
Putin bellowed aggressively:
- Wrong dead bastard!
The boy-President was very hard, his legs buckled. Keep it there were no forces, but Vladimir was fighting. He parried another attack, cut off the enemy knows what in a row limb, but she immediately, even difficult to catch the moment, grew!
The creature howled:
- That hurts!
- Not really! The boy President spat out a handful of ivory-colored teeth and his cheekbone split.
The monster of hell gave out thunder:
It's worse!
Followed the attack on the girl, she stepped back and deftly clipped the enemy. He spat poisonous brown blood, but it was even worse:
- What a beauty! Get a Nickel!
- You'll run into a strong soldier's fist! - Adequately answered the girl.
The next blow and it cut off hand. Alfara buckled, it was thrown. She was bleeding. Vladimir received the next "gift", to it cut a knee. The young man groaned, tried to Dodge, but the tip struck the place where ordinary people to be the right kidney.
Vladimir Putin hit the limb, he only slightly managed to chop it, the flesh of the liquid metal has become much stronger. The boy retreated, tried to parry, but he flew at once a dozen blades and daggers. One of them broke the guy's heart, Vladimir Putin staggered and began to fall.
A desperate effort Alpari, saved him from immediate death. The young President received a new injury, being almost cut on the floor, and the girl lost her second breast, and her heart broke. Alfara was all in blood, with her slazit beautiful skin. The girl hissed:
I'm losing my beauty!
The monster roared, not hiding the carnivorous emotion:
- It's like an alligator skinning you!
The girl dying does not lose humor, once said:
- The power of the terminator will be a bit mug!
Again a desperate attack, there was only one crippled leg. The girl had it so hard.
Vladimir Putin received another blow to the heart. Good that they had the updated body three, otherwise instant death. But the loss of two of the three engines makes significantly weaken. The boy was stirred consciousness, one of the survivors leg have not kept the body.
Monster howled:
I'll nail you! - And threw himself at the girl. His filthy mouth said,:
- You know how in the old days they used to rape girls as mean as you?
I don't want to know! - Alfara fought with the desperation of a fly in a thick web.
- I have to.
Pouncing on the girl, the blade cut the beauty in half. In the last deadly effort, Vladimir Putin threw a sword, hitting a dove flashing in the sky, the bird was small and so harmless, but for a moment it seemed to the young man that an orange sight appeared in front of him.
The monster already wanted to crush the girl's head, froze and suddenly began to crumble. His monstrous flesh shattered like ping-pong balls. They, becoming smaller and smaller, scattered, Bouncing. Alfara belching blood, shouted:
-You did it after all!
- Yes, I did! - the boy was twitching in convulsions, he indescribable pain. --- We are waiting for the final victory.
The latter phrase, already was not to community, but even highly distinctly. The young President and the terminator girl joined their bloody hands and crawled. They traveled meter by meter, like a naked press on broken glass. Heroic efforts have finally been able to overcome the barrier. The image flickered and, the light faded. The young man-President and the girl-terminator momentarily disconnected, the darkness shone a bunch of sunbeams.
Then, dazzling as if a nuclear bomb broke out, after which he came to himself, frozen in beachmere. They were apparently intact, but hung on the force field.
Vladimir Putin in the body of a muscular teenager, he felt himself somewhat knackered adventures when passing the obstacle.
However, the girl in the crown, it seems, was happy:
- You trump exceeded all expectations, and brilliantly coped with the task! The passage, of an obstacle course! Now a little sparring with the girls.
Red Vladimir Putin and blond Donald trump moved to the center of the ring. Against them popped up the girls. Also one copper-red, and the other blonde. Against Putin light beauty, against trump red.
The warriors were taller than their partners, who looked like young men, of the age when the beard did not yet grow, and the faces did not lose their childish roundness. But includes body, as if cast steel, and veins steel. And it was, boy-presidents are moving even a little faster springwise with them beauties.
But technically the girls were stronger. Putin relied on judo, trump just boxed. And both presidents missed shots.
The girl in the crown shook her head.:
- No, my good gentlemen! Not good! Why don't we you will implement a program of unarmed combat. So you will be much more effective to fight!
Putin nodded in agreement:
- Program, it seems, us is necessary!
Trump aggressively noticed:
- The main thing is to be able to shoot!
Then both warriors-presidents were placed in the box. So was included computer memory on muscle. And both guys were in constant motion. Their bodies memorized a variety of military equipment.
Trump saw numerous, half-naked, barefoot girls swooping down on him. The former President of the United States fought with them like a true hero, and showed no hefty speed and strength.
Trump in his new muscular boy body, felt overwhelmed with energy. He was moving, shifting, dodging. Muscles have memorized a variety of techniques and kata.
The presidential boys were in swimming trunks. Billions of girls were looking at them and licking his lips. What beautiful boys-bodybuilders turned out. Here is have made them new bodies, that move faster cheetahs. And even exceed on speed and reaction themselves warriors.
Trump, feeling like a youngster, yelled:
- To the greatness of Sacred America! Glory to USA!
The warrior-President felt like a real stallion. Here he kick hit the girl. How cool, she writhes in pain and bends. Trump whistled:
Yes, it will be in great glory my homeland of the United States!
And continues to fight. Trump jumps, and twists the turntable. Four almost naked, only with the decorations at the hips of the girls falls. They pull, bare, seductive legs.
Trump says with enthusiasm:
America comes first!
After what the boy-President loaded foot in temple, powerful young girl with red skin and large Breasts. She collapsed, very sexy legs spread.
Trump hissed:
- No one will stop the American President! Because I said so!
And struck the defeated girl right in the solar plexus. She picked up and moved. And then fell silent. To it jumped battlegroups robots. They cauterized her round heel with a hot iron, after which the beauty came to herself.
And smiling, sent a kiss to Trump. The former President of the United States, and maybe even yet real, sent her back smacking his lips!
Trump made biceps and responded to himself:
- How well be a boy!
Then picked up and slammed back leg another tried to attack his girlfriend. She fell... Crumbled precious gems of beads covering the chest. Donald bowed, and said,:
- Pardon me! Not my fault! It just happened!
And the sparring of the American and Russian President continued. The girls rode around them. They were so beautiful. And so sparkling. And their Breasts are naked, or covered with precious threads of jewelry so gorgeous.
Trump himself received from the bare feet of beauty in the chin. And the young jaw ached. It's not very pleasant. But the US President said. It ripped like a cast steel body flexing as mercury. The girl missed a blow and collapsed.
Donald hissed:
- Praise America! We will win, I know it!
And warrior the US showed language. After that, the fight for life and death continued.
More precisely, a virtual encounter. That is against trump popped up Scorpio with the body the cucumber. The boy President struck him several times. And bounced of the armor. Then hissed:
- That he's impenetrable?
After that, trump began to spin even faster. And strike harder. And he succeeded in something. The opponent slightly bent. The President of the United States roared:
- There are women in our America,
That drive, joking jet!
That all in the universe more beautiful -
Easy foe will kill!
They were born to win,
To the United States in the century to glorify,
After all our great grandfathers,
They will gather with force host!
The boy President is simply irresistible! Real fighter and super. And so Scorpio under the blows of trump and his turntables began to lose limbs and retreat. While the boy who became the leader of the United States, took and loaded him with his bare feet in the power point. After what cucumber took and exploded.
Trump yelled:
- The Glory Of America! Thanks! Tanks are rushing forward! Division in white shirts-welcomes glorious people!

 

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