Книга: Putin And Trump Save The Universe
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CHAPTER 24

For example, Donald trump himself wanted to continue his existence in a world in which he would remain a billionaire. And would continue to engage in politics and business. Better yet, he would have been king of America. Unlimited ruler. And then divorced this democracy is rotten. And it's no good at all!
We need something more real and positive. That's how trump in the us press tore. Not in Russia - literally the cult of personality! Afraid to touch the dictator!
Even the Communists and the pocket. And fall under the power without any problems. Here even to take out a vote of no confidence in the government were afraid. Is this the opposition?
Donald trump thought that, of course, he could eventually become a dictator, but apparently still did not have time. Yes, and probably should have create their own party. Without any unnecessary rigors. That's how it is in our world. And the great abilities of the President of the United States becomes a laughingstock. Though you die!
Postsmertnoe existence after postsmile! And some places do not believe in the soul. I mean, he died, and it's like you never existed. However, this statement is not particularly popular Stoics. Well, who needs joy disappear. There is also the doctrine of many different incarnations, even in animals. Well, it's not much fun in the end. Who wants to become a beast, not for moreover daden gulyu the mind, to grow and be higher. What to then crawl on all fours, not knowing the joy of poetry, the purity of love. No, and it's not for him!
The girls quickly gathered the necessary herbs, only those who tore the needle a little late.
- Clean the jellyfish rat! Help the sisters! - The sorcerer urged the former slaves.
Girls added speed, began to help colleagues in misfortune. Their hands flashed, the work was progressing well.
The billionaire President, obviously bored, took out a dagger and began to throw it into the damp earth. It only amused him a little. Then the young man trump decided to hunt insects. After all, to get into a crawling ant, and or a flying mosquito, so easy. However, that difficulty lends additional interest to the process, making throwing in tempting hunt.
- Well, what are you doing Spidey, get your straczek! - Joked billionaire President trump. His deft shot caulked creature.
Finally, the boiler would clean girl lit a fire, downloading purified rat jellyfish. The sorcerer began to pour the ingredients, preparing a hellish potion. In principle, he did his job, and Invincible outwardly passionate about hunting for bugs, closely followed the movements of the magician.
- That's exactly what I'm missing! He said. - But knowledge of magic, without it I'm helpless.
While the sorcerer mumbled, spiked, and stirred, the girls surrounded him on all sides and began to sing their iridescent voices. The quite rudely interrupted their:
- Don't distract me! And that will turn you into a squeaking mouse.
Girls shrieked and bounced away.
The President-the billionaire trump raised his head:
Don't hurt them!
There was a roaring sound.:
- Me! Why not! Let them dance only silently! Like this!
The sorcerer quickly-quickly spun a top, and then froze.
- Convincing! But girls probably prefer a lap dance.
Donald trump nodded:
- At the expense of the latter I personally don't mind it.
- Then let them have fun. The sorcerer gave his face a very pleasant look.
Dance for host: to perform the slave women are not used to. They slowly have been moving, resembling snakes in honey, almost black, very tanned skin glittered. Girls are not eager to go all out, but not sleepy it seemed, his eyes burned. However, given that they were tough and they were in chains a long distance, good sleep would be needed. Although the brave billionaire President himself felt such excitement that he knew he had to close his eyes.
Potion brewing sorcerer, lit up, belched a blue vapor. Then there was a raspy voice.:
Well, see. Ready!
- So fast! - Donald trump jumped up like a roly-poly.
- Of course! - The magician playfully, winking a glowing eye is added. - However, when girls dance, time flies imperceptibly!
Donald trump squandered blinked:
- Then what should I do?
- Strange question. Try it? The sorcerer scooped up the brew with a scoop. - Just be careful - it's hot.
Here the former President of the greatest powers in the world USA, felt the probability of catch. At one time in Iraq or Vietnam, they were warned not to buy drinks or food from local residents. Will pretravel, but still get from the Imamate award. And then the type whose conscience, like the warlock, similar to the Hollywood series:
- You know from-for feelings deep respect, give way to this honor you! What a blink!
The sorcerer pretended to be offended:
- You don't trust me, ataman?
- Why not? - The tone of Donald trump was such that you will not understand the affirmative or asking.
- So after offering me a sample! As if suspecting me of poisoning. - An experienced sorcerer, very convincingly showed his resentment.
- I don't suspect anything! It's just that you were in too much of a hurry to make a mistake! Well, if something happens to you, it'll be easier to fix it.
- I found how to get out the former guardian of law and order around the world.
But the sorcerer did not want to give up:
- Not entirely logical! Maybe there will be no one to correct what has been done!
- But you're sure of yourself? Donald trump frowned.
- Of course! The warlock declared.
- So drink! Well, whatever. And the billionaire President reached for his sword.
After all, no wonder the bullet is considered the most convincing argument. Although sometimes to convince then no one else.
The sorcerer raised the ladle to his mouth, blew, knocking off steam. Sat down and began greedily to swallow. Even his throat was swollen, his stomach gurgling, drunk to the last, the sorcerer grunted and said:
- All potion so many do not! One SIP is enough.
Donald trump exhaled in relief:
- We will take that into account! Let the girls prepare the containers and pour themselves a portion. I'll keep my share, too. But wait. Show me how you were affected by the drug, you must have become very strong?
- Quick! - Look! - The sorcerer really accelerated the movement, jumping to Donald trump, clenched his hand into a fist and slapping the young President on the nose. At the last moment the fighter reflexively evaded.
You're fast!
The warrior must be so! The wizard blurted. And jumped up on decent for such a personality levels. Then his eyes bellowed at full throat:
- Good! I made a potion! You're gonna pay me now.
- I'll try it myself first!
Billionaire President Donald trump jumped to the cauldron and scooped up some potions. Then he put it to his lips, blew and took a SIP. He was a little burned, but on the whole it was tolerable. When the liquid passed through my throat and down into the stomach, the guy rapidly took, he even bounced like a ball. Wow, which all seem slow, the feeling that everything is floating, and one he remained on the land.
- I want to fly! The young President shouted, waving his arms.
- Attach the wings and try! The sorcerer advised.
What a thought! -The President-the billionaire very vigorously, began to wind circles around a fire, then started dancing with girls.
- I'm Apollo! Indeed do even Hermes! God of motion! The young man shouted, arching his shoulder blades.
We're your nymphs! - Supported his girls.
- Maybe we'll try everything! - Proposed the most a major from slaves, and bent trained hard work biceps.
- Well, it will be interesting! Donald Trump Agreed.
I'm first! -Girl-albino jumped to the boiler, but a sorcerer latched on to in it fingers.
- No! Not so easy ladies! I want this girl to give me love. And it will be part of a legitimate reward.
"Don't you want too much, sorcerer?" The billionaire President, feeling a twinge of jealousy, squinted angrily.
- Nothing more! It's only the flesh of a slave. And do you really think it was Snow white who kept her virginity after the slave barracks? - The sorcerer is even released from the wrath of small sparks from under his fingernails.
- It's hard to believe, because, true, slaves are always raped, but I'm innocent! - She said with such confidence that any skeptic would believe Elvira.
And a sorcerer not arguing, believed:
- The better it will give me extra strength! Virgins at that age can only be found among the witches of the circle! Give me strength!
- And can be impudence! -The President-the billionaire strictly and loudly shouted. - Get away from her!
The sorcerer began to belittle.
Just once! Then use it however you want! Yes, it only will be better! - Fever in the voice of the magician was growing, and the beard was shaking. - Because virginity except the sorcerers, nobody appreciates the opposite experience most of all! Many of the men on the contrary give their wives to brothels to experience. And of course the money!
- Not true! The girl screamed. - I'll only give innocence to my boyfriend.
- I heard, so shut up! - Cool billionaire President felt like losing speed and strength.
- Take that! - The young man from the world of planet Earth was bombarded with strong winds, it has been a whirlwind tore the bandage from the face. A stone struck his forehead.
- Wow, you're not Kitsch. "The sorcerer was not struck by this discovery. "However, it is not like him to send an army and remain surrounded by slaves. May head to beat.
- You reap what you sow! His Donald Trump never occurred, and he lupanul commonplace. However, this time it is quite to the point.
So I'm going to kill you! - Between the fingers of the magician flashed very bright, and this time a large zipper, he turned back. - You now feel weak and helpless, the potion has only a brief moment, and then even the power is on the wane.
The sorcerer struck: sending a broken beam, which is then amplified, and then it faded. The President-the billionaire trump has managed to escape, but he caught the shoulder, the blanket was on fire. The young man tried to break through to the enemy, but directly from the hands of the snake rose three. They moved their tongues and shone their teeth.
- You won't die right away, freak! - Said the magician. Is a poison that kills slowly.
- No faster than your tongue. - Donald Trump Retorted.
- Long tongue symbol...
- Short mind! - Decent the answer clearly grazed a sorcerer.
Snake rushed to the popdance, he felt empty. At this moment, the bare white muscular leg of the slave struck the sorcerer in the most sensitive place for men.
- Yes you... - Howled mage. The snakes were confused, and their heads began to spin. The President-the billionaire gave him the power of rage slashed with the sword. He was beaten severely as before, but the creature was strong, and managed to cut only one. The other two tried to attack the guy. Meanwhile, "Snow white" beat punching and kicking wizards in the face. Its trained dragging and chopping blocks body, and even accelerated potion allowed to thrash with such power that the face of the evil magician turned into a chop.
- That he was killed, and now feel that it is?
The billionaire President, having gained control of the body, continued to spin, snakes are too fast they are difficult to cut down: almost an absolute reaction:
Well, the first time I see such creatures. I used to strangle them with my bare hands. Listen to "snow White." punch him in the throat with a half-bent fist, then this guy will SAG.
Indeed, when beaten in the throat, it acts on such tenacious monsters as sorcerers. He started to get down and just screamed:
You'll be castrated!
Snow white giggled.
- You went to the wrong address, scopat of men.
- Bitch! The sorcerer spat a blood clot from his mouth.
Two snakes rushed at Donald trump, but he lost thanks to the embodiment of the stomach, managed to bend down, and they missed. Only the back of my head felt the cold slippery bodies.
- Well, that's too much.
Tall black girl almost jumped to the creature from behind and as hard as he lowered her tail.
- Back this my personal disassembly! - Exclaimed the President is a billionaire and almost choked.
The snake jumped and stung the girl in her bare foot. She screamed and grabbed her by the neck.
The young President managed to cut the reptile:
- Be careful, beautiful! He stung you.
- Yes! Such a fire, it burns me.
Billionaire President trump was furious, but strangely made him smarter. He used almost the crown your reception. Pretended that slipped, the snake did not peremetnoe to use it. Sharp shot, but the young President managed to insert a sword, calculating in advance the trajectory.
The slashed creature fell, its tail twitching. Not paying any more attention to her, Donald trump very quickly jumped to the sorcerer. His sharp blade touched the curve of his neck.
- If you don't save...
- Bella! - Suggested "Snow White."
- So heal her or die immediately. - President billionaire trump stabbed, the magician so that even made blood
Mage croaked:
- You're gonna kill me anyway!
What if I give you my word? - Donald trump frowned harder.
- Word bandit! The sorcerer forced himself out.
- Knight's word! The king sent me on a mission to conquer the Sultanate. - Popdance theatre raised her voice. - I'm a Prince!
The sorcerer looked into the eyes of the Negro-incarnate police Colonel. Hard drills, in the pupils danced hellish ghosts, and the shadows of Hades, he did not take them.
- Yeah, you don't seem to be lying.
- Would you serve me? Donald Trump Suggested. He, then understood, the entire risk such a course. After all, Cobra is dangerous to keep at the breast, but on the other hand, many rulers do just that. Here are the same current authorities in Afghanistan, no better than those with whom they are American Rangers fought. And who knows what the unpredictable future will bring. Sorcerer, dull muttered:
- I not against, serve, for money, power, wealth. But the question is, can you give it to me?
Sword - the best collector of tribute, a firm hand! - Hard added Donald trump.
"A sword is worth nothing without brains, even in a strong hand. The warlock corrected. - However, at least you set ambitious goals - for example, to conquer the Sultanate. I like that. I can serve you for a while. Although there's a lot of doubt about your brain.
- You know! You look bad! - The President-the billionaire suddenly quickly jumped up and pulled the sack for bushy white "whisk". The gasped, beard together with wrinkled mask fell. A young brown face appeared beneath her. Mage swore:
- That daemon! Exposed!
What did you want? Abakan Chuckled. I thought oak. You're too young and that's bad.
The sorcerer deftly parried:
You're not old! In General, powerful wizards, usually look much younger than they really are.
I heard that.-The billionaire President, thanks to a warm place and a long past life, had enough time to read fantasy.
- But not worry, I have well enough experience, to save beauty but also an. - MAG already spoke of a boy loudly. so most likely an old man hoarseness.
Donald trump wanted to answer, but he was caught again, and moved to the chambers to Emmanuel!
That barefoot leg pointed to the President of the United States:
- Finish Putin!
During the absence of the Fuhrer, German troops from the North and South finally joined and closed a huge cauldron, cutting the Soviet Union into two parts. Now Donald could only finish off the enemy.
And the Germans moved from all sides to the heart of Russia - Moscow. Advanced large forces. Attacked with floppy disks.
Putin himself was twitching and nervous. Donald beat him again, and there was no way out. One hope only on girls. And this I must say hope is a pleasant, but illusory.
But four girls Natasha, Zoe, Augustine, Svetlana are fighting on the outskirts of the city of Gorky ( Nizhny Novgorod), and desperately trying to keep him. Now Ulyanovsk and Orenburg have fallen. Fritz is surrounded by Ufa. And suited to Ryazan. The main blow from East to West. What the Soviet troops are not too ready for. But they still defend themselves.
Natasha, Zoe, Augustine, Svetlana near Nizhny Novgorod, in the trenches lay down and fire.
Natasha gave turn. Mowed the Nazis, and chirped:
- The Glory Of Communist Russia.
And barefoot leg threw a grenade. Fighting girl. Against this will not stand and the tank.
And then Zoe fires. Mows down itself fascists, and beeps:
- The future belongs to the red Army!
And also bare foot launch lethal grenade. And giggled... And the cloves themselves will its pure Panther.
So Augustine fired. Mow down the Nazis, shoot enemies of the USSR. And also the gift of death bare toes send. Then he chirps:
- Usually all is well that ends well!
And then here is Svetlana ... as the turn will give ... as enemies mow, and hissed like lime in the water:
- I am the one who gives becomes!
And wink at his teammates.
Girls fight with great courage. But they still get nothing to oppose the Wehrmacht. Perishing painful for fascists strong. And the Krauts fight like warriors from God! And they show real courage.
And the girls have bare feet, chiseled, and very beautiful. And very agile. So deftly throw grenades. Especially bare legs.
Fight themselves and do not know grief. But take out the Nazis. Especially with floppy disks. Did not resist them in any way. And the pyramid tanks are so cool.
But bare heels throw grenades very dashing.
And warriors on a white horse.
But all the more constricting the loop around Nizhny Novgorod.
Here on "Strumtiger"-4, the same crew of girls: Shelly, Malanya, Agatha, and Margaret. The machine is improved and more rapid-fire. Flailed his Soviet troops, and destroying buildings. Girls, of course, are not so simple. Not run away into the Bush. And they will thresh, without any pity. And beat so famously.
Shelly tweeted.:
- I am the bearer of death! I'll beat you, believe it!
And wink his such burning eyes. You can't resist a girl like that. And she is born to win enough in the century to celebrate!
And bare feet crushes his joystick buttons.
This is girl is a monster and super! Don't stop her, and don't win! She's like a white wolf, gutting sheep!
Further firing and Malanya. One shot, and half a block gets swept away. What a girl. Just the highest aerobatics. And hits him the Russians. And beat them without mercy.
Malanya while still grinning, flashing her teeth
Adala and then... he slapped me and burst out laughing:
- I am a girl a real Princess! I will rule the universe!
And, too, as will take and wink! And shoot...
And here and Margaret shoots, and hums:
- Prussia laughed and cried and sang... in all ages, on it she and Prussia!
The girls here are of the highest flying birds, and really mountainous, and land of eagle. No one will stop them, and no one will win!
And also tear the ranks of the Soviet troops. And not stop, not change its feet. And legs such playful have girls, barefoot, but very graceful.
And I always want to kiss, kiss and kiss again!
Shelly remembered how her bare legs and kissed the teenagers of the Hitler-jugent. As they showered kisses on her every finger and round heel. And how nice it was, and how wonderful.
Shelly even growled, as if a satisfied cat. It's nice to be kissed like this.
And Adala was kissed. That was great.
And the heart of Eaux-Vives bare feet showered with kisses. And it's so great! And Margaret... and the girls were very fond of tickling kisses.
Trump, grinning aggressively, pronounced:
For US Holy, will fearlessly fight!
And winks Putin-they say you will soon bury ... that Kazan fell and Ufa ... and Nizhny Novgorod is almost captured, surrounded by Ryazan. And Germans suited to Moscow. What can the Red Army oppose to them? As we have seen nothing yet. Except naked women's heels. And girls, of course, do not give up.
Here Elizabeth and beauties near Moscow fight. They try to stop the fascists. But they do not succeed.
Unless they are fighting in the room wearing only panties, and because of this they do not get the shells and bullets of the Nazis. But all the same it is felt that not to keep Moscow.
Elizabeth threw a barefoot, chiseled leg grenade and growled:
- No! Say a firm no to the Nazis!
And again, the girl will bare your teeth and put teeth!
Catherine, also a girl almost naked, noticed:
- In our world everything is relative! And God is not an angel, and the devil is not the devil!
Then the beautiful woman threw a heavy grenade with her bare foot.
Elizabeth agreed, mowing down the Nazis and their mercenaries:
- Really God not an angel.... The Devil is debatable.
Elena, throwing grenades with bare, muscular legs, squeaked:
- What a bet! Maybe if there is justice in hell!
Aurora, shooting at the Nazis, squeaked:
Good in hell! I'll strangle all the enemies!
And also bare feet as you roll the grenade. And how to collapse the mass of Nazi corpses. And, too, will give turn.
Elizabeth chirped, Baring her teeth.:
- Glory to our Holy land! Our Russia, fields and seas!
And too as will start a bunch of grenades, and bare heels will give in.
These girls are... cool and on their own....
Aurora bare knee sent a murderous, and hissed:
We're wild girls! Everybody down!
And already, too, most, but barefoot the heel! But beautiful girls - the most gorgeous that you can imagine. And barefoot and pretty. And knees they are naked and breast Nude.
Elizabeth before the fight allowed the two young men to kiss his chest. It's really very nice. Especially as males young and beautiful. They kiss you, and it makes you crazy. And you get more and more turned on. And the girls are also so beautiful, well, delicious and sexy.
Sometimes girls deliberately surrendered to the Germans raped by the crowd. It's a great pleasure for temperamental females. And then ran. And they loved being raped. It is such a pleasure and wild pleasure.
They are Communists and for them the most important thing is sex! And so it was and will be! They will always have sex!
Elizabeth licked her lips and muttered:
I'm crazy! And I love when a lot and a lot of sex!
And again, from her bare feet flying lethal grenade. And all spreads far and in the most different hand. And the girl really homicide matter.
And then Elena, is also a grenade with his bare feet sent. And scatter in all directions of the enemy. And he's got a grin on his face. And how will roar:
- I'll smash you all to pieces!
And again flies sent it extremely deadly lemon.
And then Aurora will take and knock out of the Bazooka. And the German Transporter was on fire.
And the girl also bare toes planted a killer grenade and roared:
- I'm super and red killer!
The hair of the girl and indeed the copper red, and resemble the banner under which stormed the Winter Palace.
Aurora jumps and flies back abandoned her bare legs pomegranate. And as the Nazis from this dumb. And the girl is very active and brilliant.
And here Ekaterina hammer the enemy. Generally demonstrates Shaolin order. And swept the Nazis into the tiniest pieces. And the flamethrower is gonna burn. And then barefoot legs will take and the grenade will throw. And then he's gonna use the flamethrower again. All literally burned down.
Catherine at the same time hummed:
- I am the warrior class machine gun and flamethrower... Totally burned and all of you Gore...
And again slap flames. That's a real broad. Which is a lot of fire, but little smoke. And smashes adversary, as if spit nettle. And not escape from its destruction.
Girls, of course, warriors of God. And fire, and the wisdom of generations. They do not retreat and do not give up! And fascists understand, that such Red army, and its girls. Since the days of Spartacus lives faith in freedom and justice. And the battles are raging and seething to myself.
That Nizhny Novgorod fell. Collapsed city-frontier. Surrounded and Ryazan. The Germans came to Chelyabinsk and Sverdlovsk. And it seems they have nothing to stop. And surrounded by Tula, and also fell Kalinin. Do not succumb to the red fighters, but still die. And the enemy is still pressing with great bitterness. Moscow is already under attack. And want to take the Fritz. However, the city itself is very great.
Donald trump, predatory grinning, says:
- Finish! Be sure to finish! The enemy is not going anywhere!
Putin answers this bravely, and even sings;
The son of the Earth will say no,
I will never remain a slave...
Believe, will be the dawn of freedom -
Refresh wind fresh wound!

 

For the Fatherland is the Sacred war,
The Great Svarog himself calls...
Awaken the valiant knight early,
The darkness will be gone, the rose blooms of may!
But the roses of may, there are roses of may, and the Krauts and the troops of volunteers are gradually running out. Here is fallen and Ryazan, and Tula. Moscow stormed. Sverdlovsk and Chelyabinsk are surrounded, the Germans occupied Uzbekistan and Tashkent with Ashgabat. We approached Alma-ATA. It seems that the Soviet Empire will fall a little more. And actually, in a situation that did not escape the great of Russia. However, more girls fighting.
Natasha and another team, and Elizabeth, and her team in Moscow. And there reliably have located.
And eight girls fight back like monsters. And they do not want to retreat and give up. And the fascists are all pressed and pressed. And moving tanks of various sizes and calibers.
Natasha throws a present of the death of her bare leg and says:
For Lenin, for Stalin,
We soul will give!
And the first crystal,
And a strong cherub!
Zoya gives a turn, throws a grenade with her bare toes and squeaks:
"To our mother's Fatherland!
Further firing. Shooting Krauts. And also threw a bare foot lemon and squeaked:
- For Holy Russia!
And then fired and Svetlana... Smashed the Nazis. And also fingers, bare feet, started the gift of death.
Then Elizabeth was fired. Too damned well and precisely. And bared her teeth. And grinned...
Then he throws a grenade with his bare toes. And sing:
- In the name of the Motherland!
Is leading very and Elena. Extremely aptly and accurately. And again starts the bare foot killer pineapple. And laughs to himself.
And then Aurora shoots with exceptional accuracy. Mows enemies, and bare toes of the legs throws the gift of annihilation.
Then says:
"Our warriors, do not retreat under any circumstances!
And finally, Catherine threw her destructive lemon. Spread of the Nazis and squeaked:
- They still won't pass! Never!
The girls fought heroically, but Moscow was gradually captured, and the Nazis came closer and closer to the Kremlin.

 

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