OCR 1

Перевод, по всей видимости, неправильный. Оригинал:

Right, now this isn't as bad as it sounds, but . . . I was in bed with my Aunty Janice.

Well, actually, in one sense it's exactly as bad as it sounds because when I say I was in bed with her, I don't mean I was in bed with her because we'd gone hill-walking together and been caught out in a snow storm and eventually found shelter in some exceptionally well-appointed bothy that just so happened to have only one bed and we had to get into it together to keep warm; nothing like that. We were fucking.

То есть никакой метели как раз не было, и они просто потрахались. (Прим. OCR.)